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How To Secede In Govt Without Really Trying

Like a teenager who moves out, but still mooches off his parents for food, gas and laundry, Texas Gov. Rick Perry recently obliquely threatened to secede from the union. While addressing a bunch of tea baggers at one of their tax day bitch-ins, Perry told the crowd he didn’t believe they were all “right-wing extremists,” [...]

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The Devil Made Me Do It!

Utah, justly famous for its incredible natural beauty, loopy Mormons, and heavily Republican-voting electorate is in the news again!
According to the Salt Lake Tribune, Don Larsen, a GOP delegate from Springfield, has demanded that his party pass a resolution declaring their opposition to the Democratic party ”Hate America anti-Christian Open Borders cabal”, and condemning their role [...]

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Godwin’s Law On Steroids

I think the term “Nazi” is heavily overused, and today, Holocaust remembrance day, is as good a time as any to bring attention to the disparity. Obama, for example, is neither a Nazi nor Hitler. Not that the GOP and the tea baggers, like this rather well-fed protester, would agree. 
It seems utterly barbaric to cheapen [...]

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Curiouser And Curiouser: The Political Conversion Of An Evangelical Powerhouse

An event sure to be filed under “April Fool!” and/or “a sure sign of the coming Apocalypse”, Howard Ahmanson Jr, a reclusive Californian billionaire philanthropist, “Christian Reconstructionist”, funder of Prop 8, intelligent design supporter, and long-time Loony Rushdoony acolyte, has written a column describing why he has just registered as a Democrat.
Ok, “a blue-dog Democrat [...]

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Free Republican Porn

After learning that right wingers were more likely to pay for porn, I thought I’d cut them a New Depression era break and try to find them some freebies to beat off to. After all, repression leads to Republicanism!
Coming in at No. 6 on the Top 10 Conservative Sexy Clips, after Newt Gingrich’s coronation, but [...]

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Wingers And The Born Conspiracy

According to the World Nut Daily (motto: “Making The National Enquirer Seem Credible Since 1997″) someone whose fake name and fake doctoral title is “Dr Ron Polarik” is claiming to be an “imaging guru” and has called Obama’s certification of live birth (COLB), “a fake”.
“A computer imaging expert, who examined the “Certification of Live Birth” [...]

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Ann Coulter Now Shilling For Just About Anyone

Times are tough all over, even more so for the bloviating right-wing punditocracy. Ann Coulter, the right’s Valley-girl Valkyrie, has been reduced to shilling for financial scams via the Conservative Book Club.
Shocking, I know. Conservatives read books!
There are few new things under the sun, and this scam is already old hat. In fact, it was [...]

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Truth In Advertising: The Right Wing NutHouse Blog

Sometimes you run across a blog and think, “good title, pity about the content”. Right Wing Nuthouse, written by blogger, Rick Moran, is one such example.
Moran seems to be a competent essayist, he can spell (or has found the spell-check button on his blog program), he seems to have actually read some history, but, unfortunately, [...]

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