Tag Archives: Senate

Welcome To The Obama Big Tent, Sen. Spector!

Holy filibuster-proof majority, Batman! Sen. Arlen Specter R D-PA has decided to switch parties and run as a Dem! I should think the Hosebags, aka the GOP, are collectively shitting their pants in fury ’round about now. Specter elaborates:
“I have decided to run for re-election in 2010 in the Democratic primary [...] I am ready, [...]

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Republicans to Cheney: STFU Already

Dick Cheney inspires me.  His recent media appearances have nurtured my creative spirit, sparking my design for a thick wool/angora tongue cozy that could be replicated by liberal knitting circles across the nation.
Precisely 22% of the voting public is stupid enough to keep buying the bullshit he proffers, but the Big Dick fights mightily to [...]

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Sex, Drugs, and Golden Showers in the Senate


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Sen. Gregg Forgets to Live Free or Die

With no obvious tax problems, illegal immigrant housekeepers, or hooker problems, why has Sen. Judd Gregg (R-NH) withdrawn himself from the Commerce Secretary nomination?
He says it’s because his fiscal conservatism just couldn’t swallow the spending involved in the stimulus bill.
“I think there was a tactical error made … in that you allowed the appropriators to [...]

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A Storm Is Brewing in Louisiana Senate Race

Politicians are notorious whores for power, and sometimes they pay real whores for sex.  In my years on the DC social scene, it has become glaringly obvious that those most stridently vocal about their own moral values are often the worst violators of average standards of public decency.
Like Louisiana Senator David Vitter, who has been [...]

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Welcome to Congress, Sen Franken

Sen. Norm Coleman won the Senate race before he lost it, and will refuse the traditional serving of crow croquettes while he mainlines bitterness over the latest news on the Minnesota re-count.
Franken wins by 225 votes!
On November 4, Coleman declared victory with a 215 lead over Franken–a margin slim enough to trigger an automatic re-count.
The [...]

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Hyannis Port to DC, Via the Valley

Someone get Caroline Kennedy a public speaking coach before she verbally tics her way out of Senate consideration.
I tend to be of the opinion that Kennedy’s lifetime of dedication to public service makes her exactly the type of person we’d like to see more of in the Senate. At least we can be confident such [...]

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Suggested Smears for Palin’s Chambliss Stumping

Georgia’s Jim Martin is locked in a run-off with Sen. Saxby Chambliss after the incumbent failed to win a majority in the November 4 general election. New favorite GOP attack dog Sarak Palin has been beckoned down from her snowy domain and asked to “close” the campaign for Chambliss. That’s good news for Sarah, since [...]

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Impetus Grows for Bush Admin Inquiry

I shared a little dirt with you earlier this week about how Senate Democrats have very recently been discussing options for holding major Congressional hearings after they re-convene in January, intending to examine the misdeeds of the Bush Administration.
Reporting by the AP and the New York Times today adds greater weight to the sense that [...]

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Begich Overtakes Stevens in Alaska Re-Count

Poor Ted Stevens. He looked poised to add another historic first to this election by becoming the first convicted felon elected to the US Senate. But at this moment it looks like he may have to resign himself with winding down public life as your average run-of-the-mill felonious ex-Congressman.
Stevens led challenger Mark Begich by 3,000 [...]

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Dem Congress Contemplating Major Bush Hearings

A general public consensus has grown around the notion that the Bush Administration broke laws, manipulated the Constitution, abused executive privilege, and lied to the American people in order to gain public support for its own misguided policy initiatives.
From ordering the NSA to spy on American citizens, to authorizing torture (and then denying it), Bush [...]

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