Bristol Palin’s baby daddy appeared on the Tyra Banks show this morning. Levi Johnston talked about sex, how Gov. Palin knew her daughter was having sex, how aforementioned sex created a baby, and a bunch of other things.
The Palin family spokesperson released a pre-emptive public statement over the weekend criticizing Johnston’s decision to to grant [...]
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Sarah Palin: Not Trying to “Hide” Anything, Just Amending Expense Reports to Make It Less Obvious
Sarah Palin’s spinmeisters continue frantically trying to pretend like there was nothing wrong with the Alaska governor’s practice of charging the state a tax-free per diem when she was staying in her own home in Wasilia.
During the campaign, when the charges were first exposed by the Washington Post, Palin explained in an interview to FoxNews: [...]
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Sarah Palin Owes Back Taxes!
Chronic Tax Confusion Syndrome (CTCS) has claimed another victim–Sarah Palin!
CTCS, a non-fatal illness closely related to Spiro Agnew Disease (SAD), has maintained a relatively stable infection rate for decades, until a recent outbreak struck down Tom Daschle, Nancy Killefer, and critically undermined Timothy Geithner.
Symptoms include confusion, anxiety, involuntary sphincter clenching, and in the most severe [...]
Posted in Bitching and Moaning, Dirt, J'accuse, Politics, Schadenfreude Also tagged Alaska, IRS, Juneau, pile of shit, tax fraud, taxes, Wasilia Comments closed
ABC’s Radar Blog Fabricates Sarah Palin Quotes
Sarah Palin has successfully crafted a strong public image as a social conservative diva–all God-n-Guns, with a dash of blindly ignorant golly gee charm popularized by the George W. Bush School of Political Leadership and Winning Elections.
Her opposition to sex education for young people suffered a troubling dose of reality last year in the form [...]
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Palin V. Bailey Hutchinson: Catfight, GOP-Style
Sarah Palin wants to be the top bitch of the GOP, and plans to ensure that no moderate Republican with a vagina gets between her and the 2012 nomination for the Presidency.
Top Republican strategists barely concealed their dismay (and sometimes not at all when they thought the microphones were off) that John McCain had chosen [...]
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Lipstick on a Pitbull Home Security System
Ward off near-sighted criminals, 2012 GOP presidential hopefuls and liberal trick-or-treaters with this patented ‘Lipstick on a Pitbull’ home security system. No one would dare venture a foot on your property, confused as they’d be by this creepy mannequin dressed to vaguely resemble Sarah Palin.
The Ebay seller, based in Williamsburg, KY, entices potential buyers with [...]
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Stewart Lampoons Palin’s Blame Campaign
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A Note From “Bored, Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers”
I am going to embroider Sarah Palin’s words on tea towels, use the to wipe my ass, and then burn them in a ceremony commemorating unattributable.com’s triumphant annoyance of the Alaskan political diva. I’ve only gossiped about her family once, but the recent remarks apparently hit home.
Palin thinks the mainstream media has been unfair in [...]
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Bristol Palin’s Future Mom-in-Law Busted for Drugs
Like manna from heaven, Sarah Palin’s white trash roots continue to provide the world with head-shaking entertainment. While I do have empathy for anyone facing serious jail time, I relish when anything happens that underscores the incongruity between Sarah Palin’s public image as a supermom with a perfect family and what most people recognize as [...]
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Post-Baby Amy Poehler Returns to Lampoon Hillary Clinton
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Daily Show’s Best Sarah Palin Moments
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Suggested Smears for Palin’s Chambliss Stumping
Georgia’s Jim Martin is locked in a run-off with Sen. Saxby Chambliss after the incumbent failed to win a majority in the November 4 general election. New favorite GOP attack dog Sarak Palin has been beckoned down from her snowy domain and asked to “close” the campaign for Chambliss. That’s good news for Sarah, since [...]
Posted in J'accuse, Politics Also tagged Andrew Young, election, Georgia, Jim Martin, run-off, Saxby Chambliss, Senate Comments closed
Kitty Lives!
It’s no secret I’m in awe of Michelle Bachmann. I agree Minnesota “deserves better”, and that El Tinklenberg put up a good fight trying to unseat incumbent loon U.S. Representative Bachmann, however, I can’t help but feel glad that she’s still around to bemuse and confound.
Beautiful, determined and reality-resistant, she reminds me so much of [...]
Posted in Politics, Whine & Cheese Also tagged Alan Colmes, Chris Matthews, Fox News, GOP, Hannity & Colmes, Hardball, Katherine Harris, Michelle Bachmann, MN, MSNBC, reality-deficient Comments closed
GOP’s Desperate Housewife To Join ABC’s Desperate Housewives?
According to the not-highly reputable entertainment blog, popcrunch:
“Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry is reportedly courting the former Republican Vice-Presidential candidate for a cameo appearance on the fifth season finale of the ABC dramedy, airing in May.
Marc is “very hot to trot to have her appear on the season-five finale,” an inside source revealed to the [...]
Apparently, Jesus Wanted Them To Have Health Care.
According to the Anchorage Daily News, Mat-Su Valley, lately in the news as home to Gov Sarah Palin, has lost its only policeman.
Officer Jason Holmgren is leaving the one-man Houston police force this week to join the nearby Wasilla Police Department.
The ADN elaborates:
“Holmgren said he his decision to leave is tied to benefits. He receives [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Also tagged Alaska, healthcare, Houston Police Dept, Jason Holmgren, Mat-Su, Mike Wooten, Troopergate, Wasilla Comments closed
Sarah Palin Flubs 2012 Election Reference
One thing I’ve grown to love about Sarah Palin is her habit of looking to her notes to check factual nuggets or unfamiliar terms she brings up during her public speaking appearances. During her debate with Joe Biden, for example, she double-checked her notes while referring to foreign leaders such as Ahmadinejad, Maliki, and Talabani. [...]
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Palin Offered $2 Mill to Star in Super MILF Porno
Hustler’s Nailin’ Paylin spoof was fun and all, but Florida-based pornographer Cesar Capone hopes $2 million might entice the Alaska governor to star in her own hardcore film: Palin Super MILF.
Cesar Capone, producer of such winners as mypersonalpanties.com and youngchicksfirstdicks.com, declares himself “King of all MILF films” in his November 6 letter to the governor.
In [...]
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Readying Sarah Palin 2012 Politophenalia
If you’re looking to buy a Christmas gift for that distant Republican cousin everyone else in the family despises, give them something that will help keep their hope alive for the next 8 years.
With this Palin 2012 bumber sticker from the “Patriot Depot” firmly affixed to the car, even complete strangers will recognize your relative [...]
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Jon Stewart: Sarah Palin Is So Dumb…
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What Next For Alaska’s Lady MacBush?
Gov Palin’s return to Alaska, one of the few places one assumes she can find on a map, was one of triumph, not loss. On the chilly tarmac as she disembarked a McCain campaign plane, her supporters chanted “2012!” and bore signs declaring their pride and fealty.
According to the Times of London:
“Ted Stevens, the Alaska [...]
Love Song for Bill O’Reilly
Bill O’Reilly did something totally out of character last night–he let someone else speak uninterrupted. And at significant length. And while dishing dirt about Republicans. Could it be that this new era of change has infected the O’Reilly Factor?
Blustering Bill allowed Fox News Chief Political Correspondent Carl Cameron five minutes to discuss the latest fun [...]
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Buy Now! McCain-Palin Attire Hits Bargain Bin
Amazon.com has McCain-Palin campaign t-shirts marked with a bargain basement 72% discount! With that kind of clearance sale, I may just have to buy a handful for a pregnant friend. I’ve heard they make wonderful cloth diapers, and baby poop can only but improve the sheen of a McCain-Palin ticket.
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A Dictionary For Modern Times
sex·ism /ˈsɛksɪzəm/ [sek-siz-uhm]
noun
1. attitudes or behavior based on traditional stereotypes of sexual roles.
2. discrimination or devaluation based on a person’s sex, as in restricted job opportunities; esp., such discrimination directed against women.
3. any criticism or ridicule involving Gov. Sarah Palin.
In Case You Missed Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live
Here’s the show opening.
And Amy Poehler’s inspired rap on Weekend Update.
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Modest Proposal: Teaching the Revealed Truth of Human Origins
I’ve long-argued in my own mind about the necessity of allocating precious public school instruction hours for the vigorous debate of rational alternatives to the so-called “theory” of evolution. It heartens me to know I’ve discovered a sort of kindred spirit in Sarah Palin, bless her heart, who said about the creation/evolution debate in a [...]