Tag Archives: Rick Warren

Forget Hard Work and Determination: GOD Will Bail Us Out

By Constance | February 23, 2009

We don’t need no stinkin’ stimulus package. Forget job creation, propping up failing banks, securing the mortgages, or saving Detroit.  Don’t worry about trying to prevent mass homelessness by keeping people in their homes.
Don’t trouble yourself thinking about ways your own hard work and determination can assist your neighbors and community during these troubled times.
No, [...]

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Hitler, Lenin, Mao… Pastor Rick?

By Prudence | January 16, 2009

For your listening pleasure, an edited sermon by Rick Warren of the Saddleback church in which he pontificates upon the lessons to be learned from genocidal nutbags like Hitler, Lenin and Chairman Mao, and which, according to Pastor Rick, can then be applied to the worship of Christ!
I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

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God: Just Kill All the Gays

By Constance | January 14, 2009

What does the Bible say about homosexuality? That’s a question Rick Warren’s totally gay-looking brother-in-law, Tom Holladay, ponders in a column on the Saddleback Church website.
Holladay provides a simple answer: “The Bible very clearly says that homosexuality is a sin,” citing the go-to scripture for these kinds of questions, “Homosexuality is absolutely forbidden, for it [...]

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