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Phelps Family Circus Expands Repertoire to Protest Jews

The Wesboro Baptist Church of Topeka, KS has built their sterling reputation for batshittery by engaging in a continuous nationwide-tour of biblical homophobia, protesting the funerals of soldiers, productions of Rent, schools named after Walt Whitman, and any variety of high profile events that have nothing to do with homosexuality.
As I’ve written before, the Phelps [...]

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Buttar Me This: The Gays Will Destroy America

Only this man can save America from the scourge of interior design, high fashion, and Liza Minelli. Utah State Senator Chris Buttars believes the “radical gay movement,” as he calls it, is “probably the greatest threat to America going down I know of.”
My first question, obviously, concerns who Sen. Buttar thinks America will be going [...]

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Secret Service Investigating Marine for Threats Against Obama

The US Marine Corps discharged Kody Brittingham last month after he was arrested in December, charged with the attempted armed robbery of a Jacksonville, North Carolina hotel.
The former lance corporal with the 2nd Tank Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, was allegedly involved in an armed robbery scheme with three other Marines and one civilian, though only [...]

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Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Lone Wolf

Government officials have finally confirmed the accuracy of a report we told you about last month regarding the Obama-hating white supremacist in Maine who possessed a cache of materials appropriate for assembling a dirty bomb.
Of course they’re downplaying the potential danger James Cummings could have posed to the American public.
The Bangor Daily News reports the [...]

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Inspired by Obama Election, Former KKK Member Who Beat Rep John Lewis Asks for Forgiveness

There’s been much discussion over the era of racial healing sparked by the election of America’s first black president. A segment on Good Morning America today chronicled the reformation of a former KKK member and avowed segregationist. My keyboard is spattered with tears after watching the emotional reunion of Elwin Wilson and Congressman John Lewis.
In [...]

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Meet Zeb Bell, Southern Idaho’s Most Famous Ding Dong!

Idaho may be justly famous for its fantastic potatoes and majestic landscapes, but it seems they have more than spuds growing in the dirt over there.
Indeed, Idaho liberals have got their collective knickers in a knot over a radio show voiced by a Zeb (Zebedee? Zebediah? Zebra?) Bell called “Zeb at the Ranch” on KBAR 1230 AM (in [...]

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ND Racist Sues Feds for Wrongful Dismissal

“If blacks are just as smart as whites, why is there no school on Earth where normal black kids do just as well as normal white kids?,” wrote ignorant racist bastard and former US Customs and Border Protection intern Douglas Sczygelski in one of the letters that got his ass fired.
Sczygelski reportedly sent over [...]

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Kiddie Costumes Deemed “Racist”

Soccer moms in search of a cause are targeting the inherent “racism” in the Thanksgiving celebration of elementary schools in Claremont, California.
Granted there has always been a strange irony in celebrating this holiday, a commemoration of the nanosecond of peaceful harmony that preceded white settlers’ full-scale slaughter of the indigenous inhabitants of North America. But [...]

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Overeager Kansans Rally for National Obama Holiday

Prudence and I make no attempts to hide our respect and adoration for the new President-elect Obama. We know him to be a man of honor and integrity–one who will roll back the national practice of rewarding corporate interests at the expense of average middle class American citizens, one who will base his decisions on [...]

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Note to American Effigy Artists: Burn Them

The current count of known hanged effigies designed to resemble candidates in this year’s presidential race has reached 4.  Barack Obama is leading the competition with a remarkable 3 dummy likenesses having been strung from trees in his honor, while Sarah Palin trails with only one stillettoed and beehived mannequin dangled from a roof.
A small [...]

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Are McCain and Palin Trying to Get Obama Assassinated?

If some ignorant, gun-loving, racist, Christian extremist tries–god forbid–to assassinate Barack Obama, his precious blood will be on the hands of John McCain and Sarah Palin.
There I said it.
I’ve said what many people are thinking but are too dignified or polite to articulate. McCain-Palin have removed any trace of dignity or good manners from their [...]

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Rightpundit’s “Man of Color” Criticizes Criticism of Obama Bucks

“McCain,” editor-in-chief of Rightpundits.com, has weighed in on the Obama Bucks controversy, criticizing Barack for being “much too sensitive,” despite the fact that the controversy has arisen from a popular upswell of approbrium, rather than a campaign condemnation.
What’s fucking astounding, though, is that this “McCain” assumes his position of moral authority by prefacing the criticism [...]

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Blog Claims Credit for Creating Obama Bucks, Calls CA Republican “Dumbass”

Writing satire is hard.  Writing effective and entertaining satire–damn near impossible. But anyone inclined to attempt the art should know rule #1: plying in racial stereotypes is usually a bad idea.  It can be done, but only very carefully.
Attempting to lampoon racism traipses through the minefield of bad taste–something the New Yorker learned with their [...]

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