The Wesboro Baptist Church of Topeka, KS has built their sterling reputation for batshittery by engaging in a continuous nationwide-tour of biblical homophobia, protesting the funerals of soldiers, productions of Rent, schools named after Walt Whitman, and any variety of high profile events that have nothing to do with homosexuality.
As I’ve written before, the Phelps [...]
Posted in J'accuse, Today in Crazy | Also tagged anti-Semitism, Fred Phelps, homophobia, homophobic, Israel, Jesus Christ, Jewish, Jews, Judaism, protest, Westboro Baptist Church |
Only this man can save America from the scourge of interior design, high fashion, and Liza Minelli. Utah State Senator Chris Buttars believes the “radical gay movement,” as he calls it, is “probably the greatest threat to America going down I know of.”
My first question, obviously, concerns who Sen. Buttar thinks America will be going [...]
Posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics, Today in Crazy | Also tagged 8: The Mormon Proposition, civil rights, conservative bastards, gay marriage, gay rights, gays, homophobia, homosexuals, Islam, Muslims, pig sex, Proposition 8, radical Islam, Reed Cowan, Salt Lake City, Sen. Chris Buttars, Utah |
The US Marine Corps discharged Kody Brittingham last month after he was arrested in December, charged with the attempted armed robbery of a Jacksonville, North Carolina hotel.
The former lance corporal with the 2nd Tank Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, was allegedly involved in an armed robbery scheme with three other Marines and one civilian, though only [...]
Government officials have finally confirmed the accuracy of a report we told you about last month regarding the Obama-hating white supremacist in Maine who possessed a cache of materials appropriate for assembling a dirty bomb.
Of course they’re downplaying the potential danger James Cummings could have posed to the American public.
The Bangor Daily News reports the [...]
Posted in Dirt, J'accuse, Today in Crazy | Also tagged 35 percent hydrogen peroxide, 9/11, Acetone peroxide, aluminum powder, ammonium nitrate, ammonium nitrate fuel oil, ANFO, assassination, Barack Obama, beryllium, black iron oxide, boron, Depleted Uranium, diesel fuel, dirty bomb, FBI, fuel oil, hexamethylene triperoxide diamene, HMTD, homemade bombs, IED, James Cummings, lithium metal, lone wolf, magnesium ribbon, Maine, neo-nazis, Oklahoma City, peroxide bomb, racist, radiation, radioactive, radioactive materials, TATP, terrorism, terrorists, thermite, thorium, thorium 232, Timothy McVeigh, TNT, TSA, uranium, uranium 238, white supremacists |
There’s been much discussion over the era of racial healing sparked by the election of America’s first black president. A segment on Good Morning America today chronicled the reformation of a former KKK member and avowed segregationist. My keyboard is spattered with tears after watching the emotional reunion of Elwin Wilson and Congressman John Lewis.
In [...]
Posted in Heroes, Politics | Also tagged civil rights, Congressman John Lewis, Elwin Wilson, freedom riders, Good Morning America, KKK, Ku Klux Klan, Martin Luther King, racists, segregation, segregationists |
Idaho may be justly famous for its fantastic potatoes and majestic landscapes, but it seems they have more than spuds growing in the dirt over there.
Indeed, Idaho liberals have got their collective knickers in a knot over a radio show voiced by a Zeb (Zebedee? Zebediah? Zebra?) Bell called “Zeb at the Ranch” on KBAR 1230 AM (in [...]
Posted in Barf, Today in Crazy | Also tagged Bell's Bigots, bigotry, Idaho, internment, intolerance, Lord Haw Haw, Magic Valley Times News, Mountain Goat Report, radio host, segregation, Zeb Bell |
“If blacks are just as smart as whites, why is there no school on Earth where normal black kids do just as well as normal white kids?,” wrote ignorant racist bastard and former US Customs and Border Protection intern Douglas Sczygelski in one of the letters that got his ass fired.
Sczygelski reportedly sent over [...]
Soccer moms in search of a cause are targeting the inherent “racism” in the Thanksgiving celebration of elementary schools in Claremont, California.
Granted there has always been a strange irony in celebrating this holiday, a commemoration of the nanosecond of peaceful harmony that preceded white settlers’ full-scale slaughter of the indigenous inhabitants of North America. But [...]
Prudence and I make no attempts to hide our respect and adoration for the new President-elect Obama. We know him to be a man of honor and integrity–one who will roll back the national practice of rewarding corporate interests at the expense of average middle class American citizens, one who will base his decisions on [...]
The current count of known hanged effigies designed to resemble candidates in this year’s presidential race has reached 4. Barack Obama is leading the competition with a remarkable 3 dummy likenesses having been strung from trees in his honor, while Sarah Palin trails with only one stillettoed and beehived mannequin dangled from a roof.
A small [...]
If some ignorant, gun-loving, racist, Christian extremist tries–god forbid–to assassinate Barack Obama, his precious blood will be on the hands of John McCain and Sarah Palin.
There I said it.
I’ve said what many people are thinking but are too dignified or polite to articulate. McCain-Palin have removed any trace of dignity or good manners from their [...]
Posted in J'accuse | Also tagged assassination, Barack Obama, campaign, George Wallace, idiocy, John Lewis, John MCain, Sarah Palin, smears, terrorists, William Ayers |
“McCain,” editor-in-chief of Rightpundits.com, has weighed in on the Obama Bucks controversy, criticizing Barack for being “much too sensitive,” despite the fact that the controversy has arisen from a popular upswell of approbrium, rather than a campaign condemnation.
What’s fucking astounding, though, is that this “McCain” assumes his position of moral authority by prefacing the criticism [...]
Posted in J'accuse | Also tagged idiocy, Obama, WTF? |
Writing satire is hard. Writing effective and entertaining satire–damn near impossible. But anyone inclined to attempt the art should know rule #1: plying in racial stereotypes is usually a bad idea. It can be done, but only very carefully.
Attempting to lampoon racism traipses through the minefield of bad taste–something the New Yorker learned with their [...]