Conservative politicunt Ann Coulter hallucinates about demons of liberal bias whenever a member of the media decides not to interview her or quote her generally inconsistent, regularly factually unsound, and often offensive tripe.
Given her views on the “liberal” media, you’d think the bitch would want to help encourage the development of younger conservative writers, but [...]
Tag Archives: John McCain
Diss Wars: Coulter v. McCain
My Hunch: Vicki Iseman Totally Fucked McCain
Vicki Iseman has dropped her $27 million defamation suit against the New York Times’s, which targeted the paper’s reporting that John McCain’s advisers had once worried the senator’s close relationship with the lobbyist could create valid public concerns about his ethics.
A friend close to the action on this case told me some time ago that [...]
Palin V. Bailey Hutchinson: Catfight, GOP-Style
Sarah Palin wants to be the top bitch of the GOP, and plans to ensure that no moderate Republican with a vagina gets between her and the 2012 nomination for the Presidency.
Top Republican strategists barely concealed their dismay (and sometimes not at all when they thought the microphones were off) that John McCain had chosen [...]
Did Cindy McCain Forget She Stole From Her Own Non-Profit?
In a remarkable show of chutzpah–or a signal of early-onset dementia–a new interview with Cindy McCain has her lamenting non-profits she has “come in contact with” that “haven’t handled their money or people well.”
Ummm, like maybe her own?
A Note From “Bored, Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers”
I am going to embroider Sarah Palin’s words on tea towels, use the to wipe my ass, and then burn them in a ceremony commemorating unattributable.com’s triumphant annoyance of the Alaskan political diva. I’ve only gossiped about her family once, but the recent remarks apparently hit home.
Palin thinks the mainstream media has been unfair in [...]
McCain Campaign Threatened Lumet to Keep Her Quiet
I know I said the last post I made on the rumored John McCain–Amy Lumet affair would be my final comment on the matter, but I can’t very well keep what I’ve just heard a secret.
McCain may have never had to face the shame of his extramarital past blasted across the front pages of the [...]
Buy Now! McCain-Palin Attire Hits Bargain Bin
Amazon.com has McCain-Palin campaign t-shirts marked with a bargain basement 72% discount! With that kind of clearance sale, I may just have to buy a handful for a pregnant friend. I’ve heard they make wonderful cloth diapers, and baby poop can only but improve the sheen of a McCain-Palin ticket.
Report: John McCain Physically Abused Wife Cindy
I heard a rumor a couple of months ago that John McCain had been known to beat his wife Cindy. I didn’t post about it at the time because I only heard it from one person, the details were vague, and it just seemed like the kind of thing that could have emerged from the [...]
Exclusive!! Must Credit Unattributable!! Atlas Shrugs Blogger is Secret Love Child of Uri Geller!!!
In a breathtaking magnum opus of genuine paranoid insanity, Pamela Geller, the blogger behind Atlas Shrugs, a former Hillary supporter, and self-proclaimed “woman behind Sarah Palin!”, details Barack Obama’s “links” to various unsavoury characters such as Jomo Kenyatta, Louis Farrakhan, Carol Moseley Braun, and Malcolm X. [Hint: they're all brown!]
Oh, but I’m burying the [...]
All Your Homes Are Belong To Us
According to John McCain, Barack Obama is a “socialist”, like they have in Europe, which, to the Republican mind, means we’re all going to be deprived of our God-given liberties, guns and SUVs, and shepherded off to remote collective farms to starve to death.
Though, if Barry Hussein wants to even pretend be a good socialist, [...]
Modest Proposal: A Return to Old-Fashioned Backyard Banking
I may not have mentioned to you all that I’ve returned to my hometown for a piece. It would probably surprise you to know that my kinfolk hail from one of those most decidedly pro-American parts of Middle America, or Kentuckiana as we call it here.
It embarrasses me to admit how much time I’ve been [...]
Rumored John McCain-Amy Lumet Affair— One Final Comment
Those who’ve been with us since the birth of our baby blog (what is she now, three weeks old?), know we launched with three days of blind items about a high profile political affair.
We originally left it for our readers to fill in the blanks regarding the characters involved in this sordid episode, but now [...]
Who Wants a Ride on the Sweet Talk Express?
You all know Prudence and I like a good party. With the gossip we’ve been hearing of late, I think we might have found a kindred spirit in Meghan McCain, blogette daughter of John McCain.
Meghan has been on the trail for her father, accompanied by a photographer and filmmaker who chronicle her campaigning for her [...]