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Diss Wars: Coulter v. McCain

Conservative politicunt Ann Coulter hallucinates about demons of liberal bias whenever a member of the media decides not to interview her or quote her generally inconsistent, regularly factually unsound, and often offensive tripe.
Given her views on the “liberal” media, you’d think the bitch would want to help encourage the development of younger conservative writers, but [...]

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My Hunch: Vicki Iseman Totally Fucked McCain

Vicki Iseman has dropped her $27 million defamation suit against the New York Times’s, which targeted the paper’s reporting that John McCain’s advisers had once worried the senator’s close relationship with the lobbyist could create valid public concerns about his ethics.
A friend close to the action on this case told me some time ago that [...]

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Palin V. Bailey Hutchinson: Catfight, GOP-Style

Sarah Palin wants to be the top bitch of the GOP, and plans to ensure that no moderate Republican with a vagina gets between her and the 2012 nomination for the Presidency.
Top Republican strategists barely concealed their dismay (and sometimes not at all when they thought the microphones were off) that John McCain had chosen [...]

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Joe The… Economist?

Politico is reporting that House GOP congressional aides decided to invite Joe the Fake Plumber Wurzelbacher to a meeting on the stimulus in the desperate hope that it will attract some media attention. 
That’s right, the Party of Fiscal Conservatism (TM) has decided to turn to an unlicensed plumber and all-around numpty, Samuel “Joe” Wurzelbacher for economic advice. [...]

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Supreme Court Swats Another ‘Natural Born’ Challenge

“It’s over. The coup is a complete success,” remarks one ignorant conspiracy-minded fool over at the Free Republic upon reading news that the Supreme Court has just rejected yet another legal challenge to Barack Obama’s eligibilty for the Presidency.
Gail Lightfoot, et al V. Bowen, California Secretary of State tried to argue some variation of ‘Obama [...]

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Did Cindy McCain Forget She Stole From Her Own Non-Profit?

In a remarkable show of chutzpah–or a signal of early-onset dementia–a new interview with Cindy McCain has her lamenting non-profits she has “come in contact with” that “haven’t handled their money or people well.”
Ummm, like maybe her own?

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A Note From “Bored, Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers”

I am going to embroider Sarah Palin’s words on tea towels, use the to wipe my ass, and then burn them in a ceremony commemorating unattributable.com’s triumphant annoyance of the Alaskan political diva. I’ve only gossiped about her family once, but the recent remarks apparently hit home.
Palin thinks the mainstream media has been unfair in [...]

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Joe the Plumber aka Joe the Opportunist aka Joe the Journalist aka Joe the Fucking Idiot

Joe the Plumber aka Joe the Opportunist aka Joe the Journalist aka Joe the Fucking Idiot, aka Samuel Wurzelbacher from Ohio has been granted another extension on the 15-minutes of fame awarded him after John McCain plucked him from anonymity during the campaign.
Instead of allowing his simple-minded understanding of domestic affairs to be exploited [...]

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Obamian Rhapsody

Someone had a lot of free time on their hands this weekend…..

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Cunty Coulter Loses Opportunity To Lie And Preen On TV

As you may have read, inexplicable talk show favorite, Ann Coulter, has been bounced from her appearance on NBC’s “Today Show”. It’s a decision that makes sense in a logical universe, after all, the woman has made a veritable fortune from writing and saying as many false, absurd and vicious things as humanly possible, without [...]

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McCain Campaign Threatened Lumet to Keep Her Quiet

I know I said the last post I made on the rumored John McCain–Amy Lumet affair would be my final comment on the matter, but I can’t very well keep what I’ve just heard a secret.
McCain may have never had to face the shame of his extramarital past blasted across the front pages of the [...]

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Daily Show’s Best John McCain Moments


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Wingers And The Born Conspiracy

According to the World Nut Daily (motto: “Making The National Enquirer Seem Credible Since 1997″) someone whose fake name and fake doctoral title is “Dr Ron Polarik” is claiming to be an “imaging guru” and has called Obama’s certification of live birth (COLB), “a fake”.
“A computer imaging expert, who examined the “Certification of Live Birth” [...]

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Buy Now! McCain-Palin Attire Hits Bargain Bin

Amazon.com has McCain-Palin campaign t-shirts marked with a bargain basement 72% discount!  With that kind of clearance sale, I may just have to buy a handful for a pregnant friend. I’ve heard they make wonderful cloth diapers, and baby poop can only but improve the sheen of a McCain-Palin ticket.

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Palin Helps Fuel GOP Identity Crisis

The Republican party has spent the better part of three decades cultivating and empowering a fiercely loyal political base of religious and socially-conservative “culture warriors.”  These mostly older, mostly white folks living primarily in the South and Midwest represent the nearly 30% of the American population who will continue to say George Bush is doing [...]

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Screw Voting, Who Wins the Dance-Off?


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Just In Case Champagne Gives You a Headache

Prudence and I started into our own celebratory case of electoral “champagne” last Thursday, though we do realize some folks can’t imbibe in the bubbly without seeking pre-authorization for hangover treatment from their health insurance.
With those sad people in mind, Vanity Fair’s Jessica “I have the sweetest job in the world” Flint has compiled a [...]

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Report: John McCain Physically Abused Wife Cindy

I heard a rumor a couple of months ago that John McCain had been known to beat his wife Cindy. I didn’t post about it at the time because I only heard it from one person, the details were vague, and it just seemed like the kind of thing that could have emerged from the [...]

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Exclusive!! Must Credit Unattributable!! Atlas Shrugs Blogger is Secret Love Child of Uri Geller!!!

In a breathtaking magnum opus of genuine paranoid insanity, Pamela Geller, the blogger behind Atlas Shrugs, a former Hillary supporter, and self-proclaimed “woman behind Sarah Palin!”, details Barack Obama’s “links” to various unsavoury characters such as Jomo Kenyatta, Louis Farrakhan, Carol Moseley Braun, and Malcolm X. [Hint: they're all brown!]
Oh, but I’m burying the [...]

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McCain vs Obama in “Lord of the States”


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Note to American Effigy Artists: Burn Them

The current count of known hanged effigies designed to resemble candidates in this year’s presidential race has reached 4.  Barack Obama is leading the competition with a remarkable 3 dummy likenesses having been strung from trees in his honor, while Sarah Palin trails with only one stillettoed and beehived mannequin dangled from a roof.
A small [...]

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Political Pumpkin Carver Only Artist Not Starving

Pumpkin artist Hugh McMahon has his biggest annual rush of orders around Halloween, for obvious reasons, but nothing compares to election years.
The Brooklyn-based sculptor has earned up to $1,000 for just one of his hand-carved cucurbita pepo masterpieces. Prudence and I are clearly in the wrong business.
Check out McMahon’s renderings of Obama and McCain in [...]

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McCain, Palin Hide Their Evil Socialist Agendas

John McCain and Sarah Palin have made campaigning against Barack Obama’s plan to “redistribute the wealth” a dead horse they just can’t stop beating.
Prudence and I hadn’t realized that was part of Obama’s platform, but after McCain’s camp pointed it out, we quickly sent a note to Obama’s headquarters requesting we be put on the [...]

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Insubordinate Hoosiers Redeem Telemarketers Everywhere

Given the choice between losing their jobs or repeating GOP lies about Barack Obama acting “more as a friend to criminals than to cops,” 40 workers from an Indiana call center voluntarily chose unemployment yesterday, thus redeeming career professionals as widely despised as IRS auditors and personal injury attorneys.
Robo-calling is illegal in Indiana, so the [...]

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All Your Homes Are Belong To Us

According to John McCain, Barack Obama is a “socialist”, like they have in Europe, which, to the Republican mind, means we’re all going to be deprived of our God-given liberties, guns and SUVs, and shepherded off to remote collective farms to starve to death.
Though, if Barry Hussein wants to even pretend be a good socialist, [...]

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Modest Proposal: A Return to Old-Fashioned Backyard Banking

I may not have mentioned to you all that I’ve returned to my hometown for a piece. It would probably surprise you to know that my kinfolk hail from one of those most decidedly pro-American parts of Middle America, or Kentuckiana as we call it here.
It embarrasses me to admit how much time I’ve been [...]

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Rumored John McCain-Amy Lumet Affair— One Final Comment

Those who’ve been with us since the birth of our baby blog (what is she now, three weeks old?), know we launched with three days of blind items about a high profile political affair.
We originally left it for our readers to fill in the blanks regarding the characters involved in this sordid episode, but now [...]

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Who Wants a Ride on the Sweet Talk Express?

You all know Prudence and I like a good party. With the gossip we’ve been hearing of late, I think we might have found a kindred spirit in Meghan McCain, blogette daughter of John McCain.
Meghan has been on the trail for her father, accompanied by a photographer and filmmaker who chronicle her campaigning for her [...]

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