Holy filibuster-proof majority, Batman! Sen. Arlen Specter R D-PA has decided to switch parties and run as a Dem! I should think the Hosebags, aka the GOP, are collectively shitting their pants in fury ’round about now. Specter elaborates:
“I have decided to run for re-election in 2010 in the Democratic primary [...] I am ready, [...]
Posted in Politics, Schadenfreude, Yay! | Also tagged 21% Republicans, Ben Nighthorse Campbell, defection, Democratic party, Dems, filibuster-proof majority, Glenn Beck, House, John Cornyn (R-TX), Joseph Lieberman, Michael Savage, Michael Steele, Michelle Maglalang Malkin, Pennsylvania, possible, Republican party, Richard Shelby, Rick Santorum, RNC, Robert Smith, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot, Sen Arlen Specter, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), Sen. Olympia Snowe, Senate, switching sides, Tea Bag Effect |
I wonder how long it’s going to be before the GOP start demanding federal money to protect Republican politicians? After all, the right wing think the Endangered Species Act is an essential piece of legislation!
In response to the outbreak of H1N1, or swine ‘flu, which has killed more than 100 people in Mexico, the White House held a briefing on Sunday afternoon with the Secretary of Homeland Security, Acting Director of CDC and National Security adviser to the President, in attendance. The briefing didn’t provide a lot in the way [...]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged anti-choice, CDC, DHHS, DHS, flu symptoms, Influenza, Janet Napolitano, Karl Rove, Kathleen Sebelius, Katrina, Mexico, NIH, outbreak, pandemic flu preparations, President Obama, Strategic National Stockpile, swine flu, Tamiflu, WSJ |
Utah, justly famous for its incredible natural beauty, loopy Mormons, and heavily Republican-voting electorate is in the news again!
According to the Salt Lake Tribune, Don Larsen, a GOP delegate from Springfield, has demanded that his party pass a resolution declaring their opposition to the Democratic party ”Hate America anti-Christian Open Borders cabal”, and condemning their role [...]
Posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, Politics, Today in Crazy, Yay! | Also tagged anti-family, Beelzebub, Democrats, Don Larsen, loons, Salt Lake Tribune, Satan, Springfield UT, the Devil, Utah, wingers |
My slightly unhealthy obsession with Senator Russ Feingold (D-Wisconsin) is no secret amongst the Dogoods. I find his stance on capital punishment, the automatic pay increases of the House and Senate, among others issues, and his role as the sole dissenter against the so-called Patriot Act, admirable. He seems to exude good, Mid-Western, common sense, [...]
Posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, J'accuse, Politics, Yay! | Also tagged black sites, Bush, Cheney, CIA, confinement boxes, extrajudicial murder, gulag, John Milton, John Yoo, Khalid Sheik Mohammed, Paradise Lost, Peggy Noonan, prosecution, Senator Russ Feingold D-Wisconsin, thumbscrews, torture, torture memos, war crimes, war criminals, waterboarding |
If I were at all musically inclined, the title of this post would undoubtedly be the name of my garage band, however, it does accurately describe an event going on in Our Nation’s Capital right now!
Unlike the Boston Tea Party of yore, this gathering of tea baggers isn’t a spontaneous, broad-based movement of people fighting [...]
Posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, Politics, Schadenfreude, Today in Crazy | Also tagged astroturf movement, billionaires, Boston Tea Party, corporate interests, Dick Armey, Steve Forbes, tea baggers, Washington DC |
Like most people, I’ve read about Second Life, and decided that, while it seemed an interesting sociological experiment, I can barely keep my shit together in this life, so starting a whole new one sounded time consuming and dumb. I never personally saw the appeal of growing imaginary pot on the roof of the virtual [...]
Posted in Barf, Politics, Schadenfreude, Today in Crazy | Also tagged 71% confidence, Boston Tea Party, economy, Gallup poll, GOP leaders in Congress, President Obama, Second Life, tax day, tea bagging |
That’s the first thing that came to mind when I read the Republicans had unveiled an alternative economic plan with no numbers in it. I then, disbelieving, watched the presser online during which House Minority Leader John Boehner (R- Ohio) and the GOP leadership ascended the dais, addressed the assembled news organizations and claimed that their [...]
Posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, Politics, Schadenfreude, Today in Crazy | Also tagged Bush/McCain tax cuts, House Minority Leader John Boehner (R- Ohio), rehab, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis), Republican Road to Recovery, The Wonk Room, Think Progress |
“Back in the day, really, when people would talk about our military in a poor way, somebody would shoot ‘em. And there’d be nothing said about that, because they did what was wrong. You don’t talk about our troops. You support our troops.”
– Joe “The Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher, GOP shill.
I wholeheartedly disagree, and this is [...]
Remember during the presidential campaign when Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of “palling around with terrorists“? All the while, conveniently forgetting all about her her own Secede Alaska! friends. I say “conveniently”, because one of them was none other than her husband, Todd.
I’m sure a lot of fellow Americans wondered, after Lady McBush essentially called [...]
Posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, Politics, Schadenfreude, Today in Crazy | Also tagged comprehensive economic plan, empty rhetoric, Fox News, Lady McBush, Mike Pence R-IN, MSNBC, Newt Gingrich, Norah McDonnell, Republican party, RNC, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity |
Score one for rational thought! Kind of…
Yesterday the critical thinking faction of the Texas State Board of Education defeated the efforts of their religious idealogue colleagues to ensure the state’s schoolchildren would never be instructed in any scientific principles that contradict their deeply-held fairy stories of creation. Because, you know, science equals alchemy, which was [...]
Posted in Heroes, Politics, Yay! | Also tagged Charles Darwin, Christians, creation, Creationism, Darwin, Don McLeroy, Education, educational standards, evangelical Christians, evangelicals, Evolution, ideologues, natural selection, Religion, Republicans, science, scientific evidence, Texas, Texas School Board, Texas State Board of Education |
After Barack Obama won the Presidential election last year, a lot of wags liked to say that, thanks to the various wars and economic meltdown, Obama had been elected to the crappiest job in the nation. Personally, I think that “honor” goes to poor Michael Steele, current chair of the RNC. Not only does Steele [...]
Dick Cheney inspires me. His recent media appearances have nurtured my creative spirit, sparking my design for a thick wool/angora tongue cozy that could be replicated by liberal knitting circles across the nation.
Precisely 22% of the voting public is stupid enough to keep buying the bullshit he proffers, but the Big Dick fights mightily to [...]
Posted in Politics, Schadenfreude, Yay! | Also tagged Al Qaeda, Barack Obama, big fat liars, Congress, Dick Cheney, Gitmo, GWOT, Republicans, Senate, terrorism, terrorists, war on terror |
After learning that right wingers were more likely to pay for porn, I thought I’d cut them a New Depression era break and try to find them some freebies to beat off to. After all, repression leads to Republicanism!
Coming in at No. 6 on the Top 10 Conservative Sexy Clips, after Newt Gingrich’s coronation, but [...]
Conservative politicunt Ann Coulter hallucinates about demons of liberal bias whenever a member of the media decides not to interview her or quote her generally inconsistent, regularly factually unsound, and often offensive tripe.
Given her views on the “liberal” media, you’d think the bitch would want to help encourage the development of younger conservative writers, but [...]
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As ever, Jon Stewart and the Daily Show team nail the Rush Limbaugh-Michael Steele/GOP meltdown issue with humor and accuracy.
Posted in Barf, Politics, Schadenfreude, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged Bill O'Reilly, bullshit, culture war, Culture Warrior, diversionary tactics, drug addict, hypocrites, Jon Stewart, liars, Michael Steele, Oxy-Contin, RNC Chair, Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot, The Daily Show |
Michael Steele, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, is learning who’s really the BIG boss of the Republican Party.
Steele had the error in judgment to speak ill of Rush Limbaugh in an interview on CNN this weekend. Some of Rush’s fans were shocked God didn’t smite Steele dead on the spot, but the comments provoked [...]
With no obvious tax problems, illegal immigrant housekeepers, or hooker problems, why has Sen. Judd Gregg (R-NH) withdrawn himself from the Commerce Secretary nomination?
He says it’s because his fiscal conservatism just couldn’t swallow the spending involved in the stimulus bill.
“I think there was a tactical error made … in that you allowed the appropriators to [...]
The unsurpassed bellow of Rush Limbaugh has earned this recovering drug addict an esteemed position as honorary figurehead of the rich, greedy, sexist, racist rightwing white man demographic of the Republican party.
The self-obsessed son of a bitch has even taken to suggesting that he has become the GOP’s unofficial leader, though some Republicans have been [...]
Posted in J'accuse, Politics, Schadenfreude | Also tagged Barack Obama, feminazi, John Feehery, racist, radio, Republican, Rush Limbaugh, sexist, women's issues |
The Chairman knows that, in Washington, “shame” is a foreign word. Indeed, so alien is the concept here that the Chairman’s familiarity with it occasionally makes him feel like the old aborigine in Werner Herzog’s movie Where the Green Ants Dream – the only surviving member of his tribe, he speaks a language that no [...]
Sarah Palin wants to be the top bitch of the GOP, and plans to ensure that no moderate Republican with a vagina gets between her and the 2012 nomination for the Presidency.
Top Republican strategists barely concealed their dismay (and sometimes not at all when they thought the microphones were off) that John McCain had chosen [...]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged 2012, campaign, catfight, election, Governor, John McCain, Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Republican, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Texas |
Politico is reporting that House GOP congressional aides decided to invite Joe the Fake Plumber Wurzelbacher to a meeting on the stimulus in the desperate hope that it will attract some media attention.
That’s right, the Party of Fiscal Conservatism (TM) has decided to turn to an unlicensed plumber and all-around numpty, Samuel “Joe” Wurzelbacher for economic advice. [...]
Seemingly ruddlerless after Barack Obama’s decisive electoral victory, and embarrassed by Chip Saltsman’s “well-intentioned”, if racist, Christmas CD distribution, it seems the Republican party has decided that they need their own “magic negro”. Newly elected Republican National Committee chairman, Michael Steele, is also their first ever African-American leader, and one who sounds remarkably different from the [...]
Chip Saltsman, the RNC chair candidate who sent out a Christmas CD with the song, “Barack the Magic Negro”, to the entire RNC committee has attempted to blame the media for his public embarrassment. Because, you know, actually apologizing and taking responsibility is something Republicans (and lots of Dems) talk a great game about, but [...]
Grand Old Pedophiles. Graffiti with a message. Just another reason to love DC!
Joe the Plumber aka Joe the Opportunist aka Joe the Journalist aka Joe the Fucking Idiot, aka Samuel Wurzelbacher from Ohio has been granted another extension on the 15-minutes of fame awarded him after John McCain plucked him from anonymity during the campaign.
Instead of allowing his simple-minded understanding of domestic affairs to be exploited [...]
Posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged Gaza, Hamas, Israel, Israel-Palestine, Joe the Plumber, John McCain, media, Palestine, Samuel Wurzelbacher |
It’s finally here, the Bush administration’s last Monday in power, and as a result, I am filled (prematurely) with the joys of Spring.
After all, White House press blonde, Dana “What’s the Bay of Pigs?” Perino has packed up her kit bag and quit, they’re scooping up the last of Barney’s random excretory leavings (if not [...]
Well, this one came out of left field. Is this a sure sign of the coming Apocalypse?
PAT BUCHANAN: Well, the difference is, in my judgment, Afghanistan, that was–al Qaeda was responsible for bringing down those towers. If the Afghans had dealt with them, given us Osama Bin Laden, then we would not have gone in. We [...]
Posted in Politics, Today in Crazy | Also tagged blitzkrieg, Boer War, British, concentration camps, Cuba, David Shuster, Israel, MSNBC, Palestine, Pat Buchanan, South Africa, Spain |
The GOP and the Bush administration have a way of befuddling me at times. This is a sensation separate and distinct from the strong feelings of disbelief, anger and disgust they can also, on occasion, inspire in me.
It’s impressive, then, that our beloved Treasury Secretary invokes them all at once.
I’m no economist, gentle reader. As [...]
Posted in Bitching and Moaning, J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged bunch of crooks, Bush Administration, coke whores, Doug Feith, financial bailout, financial collapse, Financial Times, Henry Paulson, Minerals Management Service, nakedcapitalism, Richard Perle, SEC, US Treasury, Wolfowitz |
It’s your classic “presidential dog bites reporter-man” story. I suppose nobody told Jonathan Decker that terriers were originally bred as vermin control, to kill rats, badgers, etc., so they can occasionally be really snippy.
It’s no secret I’m in awe of Michelle Bachmann. I agree Minnesota “deserves better”, and that El Tinklenberg put up a good fight trying to unseat incumbent loon U.S. Representative Bachmann, however, I can’t help but feel glad that she’s still around to bemuse and confound.
Beautiful, determined and reality-resistant, she reminds me so much of [...]
Posted in Politics, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged Alan Colmes, Chris Matthews, Fox News, Hannity & Colmes, Hardball, Katherine Harris, Michelle Bachmann, MN, MSNBC, reality-deficient, Sarah Palin |
According to the not-highly reputable entertainment blog, popcrunch:
“Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry is reportedly courting the former Republican Vice-Presidential candidate for a cameo appearance on the fifth season finale of the ABC dramedy, airing in May.
Marc is “very hot to trot to have her appear on the season-five finale,” an inside source revealed to the [...]
That’s right, kids! It’s Uncle Ted Stevens’ 85th birthday. Don’t forget to send him a lump of bridge concrete or some whale blubber. He’ll be needing it!
At just before 1:00 p.m, Alaska time, the Alaska Division of Elections posted new information on the Stevens-Begich vote count.
Number counted so far today - 14,242
Votes for Mark Begich [...]
The Republican party has spent the better part of three decades cultivating and empowering a fiercely loyal political base of religious and socially-conservative “culture warriors.” These mostly older, mostly white folks living primarily in the South and Midwest represent the nearly 30% of the American population who will continue to say George Bush is doing [...]
Neiman Marcus Minneapolis appears to be the nemesis of yet another high ranking, high profile Republican politician.
First it was where Sarah Palin spent $75,000 of her $150K shopping spree delayed Goodwill clothing donation, now Senator Norm Coleman (R-MN), currently locked in a tight election race with comedian Al Franken, is facing some tough questions regarding [...]