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Healthcare For All, Not A Privileged Few


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Welcome To The Obama Big Tent, Sen. Spector!

Holy filibuster-proof majority, Batman! Sen. Arlen Specter R D-PA has decided to switch parties and run as a Dem! I should think the Hosebags, aka the GOP, are collectively shitting their pants in fury ’round about now. Specter elaborates:
“I have decided to run for re-election in 2010 in the Democratic primary [...] I am ready, [...]

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Schadenfreude Monday!

I wonder how long it’s going to be before the GOP start demanding federal money to protect Republican politicians? After all, the right wing think the Endangered Species Act is an essential piece of legislation!

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Hog Wild: Swine Flu In The U.S.

In response to the outbreak of H1N1, or swine ‘flu, which has killed more than 100 people in Mexico, the White House held a briefing on Sunday afternoon with the Secretary of Homeland Security, Acting Director of CDC and National Security adviser to the President, in attendance. The briefing didn’t provide a lot in the way [...]

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The Devil Made Me Do It!

Utah, justly famous for its incredible natural beauty, loopy Mormons, and heavily Republican-voting electorate is in the news again!
According to the Salt Lake Tribune, Don Larsen, a GOP delegate from Springfield, has demanded that his party pass a resolution declaring their opposition to the Democratic party ”Hate America anti-Christian Open Borders cabal”, and condemning their role [...]

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Feingold On Noonan: “I’ve Never Heard Anything Quite As Disturbing”

My slightly unhealthy obsession with Senator Russ Feingold (D-Wisconsin) is no secret amongst the Dogoods. I find his stance on capital punishment, the automatic pay increases of the House and Senate, among others issues, and his role as the sole dissenter against the so-called Patriot Act, admirable. He seems to exude good, Mid-Western, common sense, [...]

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Dick Armey And The Tea Baggers

If I were at all musically inclined, the title of this post would undoubtedly be the name of my garage band, however, it does accurately describe an event going on in Our Nation’s Capital right now!
Unlike the Boston Tea Party of yore, this gathering of tea baggers isn’t a spontaneous, broad-based movement of people fighting [...]

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Fight For Your Right To Be Prejudiced!


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Get A (Second) Life

Like most people, I’ve read about Second Life, and decided that, while it seemed an interesting sociological experiment, I can barely keep my shit together in this life, so starting a whole new one sounded time consuming and dumb. I never personally saw the appeal of growing imaginary pot on the roof of the virtual [...]

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“Oh, They’re NOT Kidding.”

That’s the first thing that came to mind when I read the Republicans had unveiled an alternative economic plan with no numbers in it. I then, disbelieving, watched the presser online during which House Minority Leader John Boehner (R- Ohio) and the GOP leadership ascended the dais, addressed the assembled news organizations and claimed that their [...]

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The Wit And Wisdom Of Joe The Unlicensed Plumber

“Back in the day, really, when people would talk about our military in a poor way, somebody would shoot ‘em. And there’d be nothing said about that, because they did what was wrong. You don’t talk about our troops. You support our troops.”
– Joe “The Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher, GOP shill.
I wholeheartedly disagree, and this is [...]

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What A GOP-Out: Republican Diversionary Tactics And Lame Excuses

Remember during the presidential campaign when Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of “palling around with terrorists“? All the while, conveniently forgetting all about her her own Secede Alaska! friends. I say “conveniently”, because one of them was none other than her husband, Todd.
I’m sure a lot of fellow Americans wondered, after Lady McBush essentially called [...]

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Darwin Totally Messing With Texas

Score one for rational thought!  Kind of…
Yesterday the critical thinking faction of the Texas State Board of Education defeated the efforts of their religious idealogue colleagues to ensure the state’s schoolchildren would never be instructed in any scientific principles that contradict their deeply-held fairy stories of creation. Because, you know, science equals alchemy, which was [...]

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“It’s ALL Strategic”

After Barack Obama won the Presidential election last year, a lot of wags liked to say that, thanks to the various wars and economic meltdown, Obama had been elected to the crappiest job in the nation. Personally, I think that “honor” goes to poor Michael Steele, current chair of the RNC. Not only does Steele [...]

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Republicans to Cheney: STFU Already

Dick Cheney inspires me.  His recent media appearances have nurtured my creative spirit, sparking my design for a thick wool/angora tongue cozy that could be replicated by liberal knitting circles across the nation.
Precisely 22% of the voting public is stupid enough to keep buying the bullshit he proffers, but the Big Dick fights mightily to [...]

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Free Republican Porn

After learning that right wingers were more likely to pay for porn, I thought I’d cut them a New Depression era break and try to find them some freebies to beat off to. After all, repression leads to Republicanism!
Coming in at No. 6 on the Top 10 Conservative Sexy Clips, after Newt Gingrich’s coronation, but [...]

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Diss Wars: Coulter v. McCain

Conservative politicunt Ann Coulter hallucinates about demons of liberal bias whenever a member of the media decides not to interview her or quote her generally inconsistent, regularly factually unsound, and often offensive tripe.
Given her views on the “liberal” media, you’d think the bitch would want to help encourage the development of younger conservative writers, but [...]

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Colbert Challenges Steele to Freestyle Battle


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The Daily Show’s Take On The Steele-Limbaugh Leadership Kerfuffle

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As ever, Jon Stewart and the Daily Show team nail the Rush Limbaugh-Michael Steele/GOP meltdown issue with humor and accuracy.

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Steele Kowtows to the GOPfather

Michael Steele, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, is learning who’s really the BIG boss of the Republican Party.
Steele had the error in judgment to speak ill of Rush Limbaugh in an interview on CNN this weekend. Some of Rush’s fans were shocked God didn’t smite Steele dead on the spot, but the comments provoked [...]

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Clusterf#@ck to the Poorhouse: GOP Governors Embrace Partisanship AND Money


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Sen. Gregg Forgets to Live Free or Die

With no obvious tax problems, illegal immigrant housekeepers, or hooker problems, why has Sen. Judd Gregg (R-NH) withdrawn himself from the Commerce Secretary nomination?
He says it’s because his fiscal conservatism just couldn’t swallow the spending involved in the stimulus bill.
“I think there was a tactical error made … in that you allowed the appropriators to [...]

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Hush Rush: GOP Strategist Lampoons Limbaugh

The unsurpassed bellow of Rush Limbaugh has earned this recovering drug addict an esteemed position as honorary figurehead of the rich, greedy, sexist, racist rightwing white man demographic of the Republican party.
The self-obsessed son of a bitch has even taken to suggesting that he has become the GOP’s unofficial leader, though some Republicans have been [...]

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You Cannot Be Serious, Pt. 94: Lurita Doan and Armstrong Williams

The Chairman knows that, in Washington, “shame” is a foreign word. Indeed, so alien is the concept here that the Chairman’s familiarity with it occasionally makes him feel like the old aborigine in Werner Herzog’s movie Where the Green Ants Dream – the only surviving member of his tribe, he speaks a language that no [...]

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Rush Limbaugh: Army of One


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Palin V. Bailey Hutchinson: Catfight, GOP-Style

Sarah Palin wants to be the top bitch of the GOP, and plans to ensure that no moderate Republican with a vagina gets between her and the 2012 nomination for the Presidency.
Top Republican strategists barely concealed their dismay (and sometimes not at all when they thought the microphones were off) that John McCain had chosen [...]

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Joe The… Economist?

Politico is reporting that House GOP congressional aides decided to invite Joe the Fake Plumber Wurzelbacher to a meeting on the stimulus in the desperate hope that it will attract some media attention. 
That’s right, the Party of Fiscal Conservatism (TM) has decided to turn to an unlicensed plumber and all-around numpty, Samuel “Joe” Wurzelbacher for economic advice. [...]

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Diagnosis: Schizophrenia Republicana

Seemingly ruddlerless after Barack Obama’s decisive electoral victory, and embarrassed by Chip Saltsman’s “well-intentioned”, if racist, Christmas CD distribution, it seems the Republican party has decided that they need their own “magic negro”. Newly elected Republican National Committee chairman, Michael Steele, is also their first ever African-American leader, and one who sounds remarkably different from the [...]

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The Party Of Personal Responsibility

Chip Saltsman, the RNC chair candidate who sent out a Christmas CD with the song, “Barack the Magic Negro”, to the entire RNC committee has attempted to blame the media for his public embarrassment. Because, you know, actually apologizing and taking responsibility is something Republicans (and lots of Dems) talk a great game about, but [...]

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Things We See Walking Around the Hood

Grand Old Pedophiles. Graffiti with a message. Just another reason to love DC!

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Joe the Plumber aka Joe the Opportunist aka Joe the Journalist aka Joe the Fucking Idiot

Joe the Plumber aka Joe the Opportunist aka Joe the Journalist aka Joe the Fucking Idiot, aka Samuel Wurzelbacher from Ohio has been granted another extension on the 15-minutes of fame awarded him after John McCain plucked him from anonymity during the campaign.
Instead of allowing his simple-minded understanding of domestic affairs to be exploited [...]

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Reasons To Be Cheerful

It’s finally here, the Bush administration’s last Monday in power, and as a result, I am filled (prematurely) with the joys of Spring.
After all, White House press blonde, Dana “What’s the Bay of Pigs?” Perino has packed up her kit bag and quit, they’re scooping up the last of Barney’s random excretory leavings (if not [...]

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Buchanan’s “Blitzkrieg”

Well, this one came out of left field. Is this a sure sign of the coming Apocalypse?
PAT BUCHANAN: Well, the difference is, in my judgment, Afghanistan, that was–al Qaeda was responsible for bringing down those towers. If the Afghans had dealt with them, given us Osama Bin Laden, then we would not have gone in. We [...]

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O, Henry.

The GOP and the Bush administration have a way of befuddling me at times. This is a sensation separate and distinct from the strong feelings of disbelief, anger and disgust they can also, on occasion, inspire in me.
It’s impressive, then, that our beloved Treasury Secretary invokes them all at once.
I’m no economist, gentle reader. As [...]

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Bush Family Dog, Barney, Channeling Current GOP Sentiment

It’s your classic “presidential dog bites reporter-man” story. I suppose nobody told Jonathan Decker that terriers were originally bred as vermin control, to kill rats, badgers, etc., so they can occasionally be really snippy.

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Kitty Lives!

It’s no secret I’m in awe of Michelle Bachmann. I agree Minnesota “deserves better”, and that El Tinklenberg put up a good fight trying to unseat incumbent loon U.S. Representative Bachmann, however, I can’t help but feel glad that she’s still around to bemuse and confound.
Beautiful, determined and reality-resistant, she reminds me so much of [...]

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GOP’s Desperate Housewife To Join ABC’s Desperate Housewives?

According to the not-highly reputable entertainment blog, popcrunch:
“Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry is reportedly courting the former Republican Vice-Presidential candidate for a cameo appearance on the fifth season finale of the ABC dramedy, airing in May.
Marc is “very hot to trot to have her appear on the season-five finale,” an inside source revealed to the [...]

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Ted

That’s right, kids! It’s Uncle Ted Stevens’ 85th birthday. Don’t forget to send him a lump of bridge concrete or some whale blubber. He’ll be needing it!
At just before 1:00 p.m, Alaska time, the Alaska Division of Elections posted new information on the Stevens-Begich vote count.
Number counted so far today - 14,242
Votes for Mark Begich [...]

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Palin Helps Fuel GOP Identity Crisis

The Republican party has spent the better part of three decades cultivating and empowering a fiercely loyal political base of religious and socially-conservative “culture warriors.”  These mostly older, mostly white folks living primarily in the South and Midwest represent the nearly 30% of the American population who will continue to say George Bush is doing [...]

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Neiman Marcus Minneapolis: The Elephant Graveyard

Neiman Marcus Minneapolis appears to be the nemesis of yet another high ranking, high profile Republican politician.
First it was where Sarah Palin spent $75,000 of her $150K shopping spree delayed Goodwill clothing donation, now Senator Norm Coleman (R-MN), currently locked in a tight election race with comedian Al Franken, is facing some tough questions regarding [...]

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