Tag Archives: George W. Bush

CIA Medics Joined In Gitmo Torture Sessions

“When we get people who are more concerned about reading the rights to an Al Qaeda terrorist than they are with protecting the United States against people who are absolutely committed to do anything they can to kill Americans, then I worry…. These are evil people. And we’re not going to win this fight by [...]

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Dumber Than When Decca Turned Down The Beatles

It’s hard to imagine a decision whose stupidity could dwarf that of Decca Records’, but indeed, that moment has arrived! 
The Boston Globe informs us that:
“Just months before the start of last year’s stock market collapse, the federal agency that insures the retirement funds of 44 million Americans departed from its conservative investment strategy and decided [...]

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Ripples In The Dead Pool

You may remember, gentle reader, I wrote recently of my slightly morbid dead (politician) pool and my firm belief that Saudi Prince Sultan bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud was not long for this mortal coil. Well, it seems my macabre sixth sense was right, despite the jolly announcements from his brother Prince Nayif recently that:
“Everything [...]

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How Do You Like Them Apples

Reagan guzzled jelly beans by the jar.  HW Bush possessed an unholy fondness for pork bellies.  W Bush liked his pretzels and popcorn. Bubba Clinton liked everything.
Obama is already known for being health and nutrition-conscious, so what Presidential snack did Sen Claire McCaskill tweet seeing in abundance in the Oval Office last night?

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At Last, The Poison Is Starting To Leak Out. Hurrah!

There will be an accounting. This is very pleasing to the Chairman. So much evil was done in the darkness in the name of “fighting terror”. So many honest men and women stifled their doubts and allowed the most arrogant and ignorant in the administration get away with trashing the Constitution and the rule of [...]

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Mess O’Potamia: Iraq War Is Over


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From The Annals Of “Too Fucking Late Now, Bitches”

Bill Seeks to Punish Those Who Mislead into War

Military.com week of February 16, 2009
U.S. Rep. Walter Jones, R-N.C.,  introduced legislation that would impose fines or prison time on presidents or executive-branch officials who “knowingly and willfully” mislead Congress to gain authorization to use U.S. military forces. The Executive Accountability Act was introduced last week and [...]

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This Day in Duh: Cheney Pushed Bush to Pardon Libby

The New York Daily News announces a big “exclusive” today with the headline: “Ex-VP Dick Cheney outraged President Bush didn’t grant ‘Scooter’ Libby full pardon.”
Well, duh.

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Dick Cheney Belongs in Gitmo

David Axelrod, senior adviser to President Obama, appeared on Meet the Press yesterday to discuss the stimulus package, cabinet appointments, and our favorite dark overlord, Darth “Big Dick” Cheney.
Host David Gregory repeated Cheney’s recent criticism of what he branded Barack Obama’s “naive mind-set” that doesn’t grasp that: “The United States needs to be not so [...]

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Let’s Get This Bitch Stimulated

Just a few random thoughts on Barack Obama’s press conference tonight.
1. Joy filled my heart to listen to a President who actually answered the questions posed to him, and who displayed a tight grasp on the difficult issues his leadership must now confront. Cowboy McChimpy could scarcely recall and/or pronounce correctly the names of major [...]

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The Bush White House: Style Over Substance

Over the weekend, Momma Dogood had the best response I’d heard to the criticism last week by George W Bush’s chief of staff, Andrew Card, regarding the more informal sartorial stylings of Barack Obama’s White House.
“They clearly weren’t familiar with the idea ‘roll up your shirtsleeves and get to work,’” she said.
Zing…

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Chinese Premier Shames George W. Bush

On February 2, Martin Jahnke, a 27-year-old pathology student originally from Germany, took off his gray athletic shoe and winged it at Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao during his speaking engagement at Cambridge University.
Jahnke was apparently inspired by Iraqi journalist and Dogood hero Muntazer al-Zaidi, who flung the shoe heard round the world at President George Bush [...]

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Wagging The Dog 101

Sometimes, the US-Israel alliance sounds like an abusive relationship. America forks over approximately $7 million a day in aid, and in return, Israel spies on us and smacks us and our friends around periodically, though rarely as audaciously as this latest example. 
According to the Jerusalem Post, pretty-pretty Condi Rice was recently left with egg on [...]

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Bushisms To Love And Cherish

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream” — LaCrosse, WI 18 Oct 2000  
“There’s no doubt in my mind, not one in my mind, that we will fail” –Washington D.C 4 Oct 2001
“Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, [...]

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Petty, Stupid And Divisive: The Mixture As Before

There was me thinking that Blair House, mysteriously unavailable to the Obamas who were hoping to get their daughters into the local Quaker school on schedule, was sheltering Tony Blair, former Prime Minister and Britain’s most hated politician (now that Maggie Thatcher is ga-ga), but it seems Blair House is providing grace and favour to [...]

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Barney’s Last White House Christmas

Surreal, nauseating, and torturously over-long. Just like the Bush administration!
But at least Barney didn’t hilariously savage a reporter this time.

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George W Bush Goes to Broadway

George Bush may be ending his time in office this January, but Will Ferrell just won’t let him go quietly. On inauguration night, the SNL-alum and veteran Dubya impersonator will open a two-month run on Broadway in his first solo comedy show: “You’re Welcome America. A Final Night with George W. Bush.”
I have a hard [...]

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So What?!

 
In an interview with ABC’s Martha Raddatz, thankfully outgoing President Bush said:
BUSH: One of the major theaters against al Qaeda turns out to have been Iraq. This is where al Qaeda said they were going to take their stand. This is where al Qaeda was hoping to take–
RADDATZ: But not until after the U.S. invaded.
BUSH: Yeah, that’s [...]

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Sole Protester: The Further Adventures of Muntader Az Zaydi

According to the Angry Arab and Al Arabiya, a Saudi man is offering $10M for Az Zaydi’s infamous thrown shoe. Don’t do it, Muntader! We say, hold out for Euros! That is, if he’s ever released from detention.
From Aswat al Iraq:
“The family does not know anything about where is he being held until now or [...]

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This Is The Farewell Kiss, You Dog

White House pool report by the NYT’s Steven Lee Myers tells us that:
The president’s appearance was interrupted by a man, apparently a journalist, who leapt to his feet and threw his shoe at the president, who ducked and thus narrowly missed being struck. Chaos ensued. The threw (sic) a second shoe, which also narrowly missed [...]

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Sign My Yearbook?


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Clusterf*ck to the Poor House–G20 Summit

The G20 Summit is not some evil world domination conspiracy, despite members toasting over $500 bottles of wine at a long banquet table.

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