Tag Archives: Fox News

Hell’s Thermometer Currently At: “Chilly”

By Prudence | July 6, 2009

Watch as a Fox News contributor actually slams Lady McBush Sarah Palin. Look out, Liz Trotta, Alaska’s soon-to-be ex Governor is feeling sue-happy!

Posted in Politics, Schadenfreude, Today in Crazy, Yay! | Also tagged Gov Sarah Palin, Hell freezes over, Liz Trotta, resignation | Comments closed

Godwin’s Law On Steroids

By Prudence | April 20, 2009

I think the term “Nazi” is heavily overused, and today, Holocaust remembrance day, is as good a time as any to bring attention to the disparity. Obama, for example, is neither a Nazi nor Hitler. Not that the GOP and the tea baggers, like this rather well-fed protester, would agree.
It seems utterly barbaric to cheapen [...]

Posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics, Today in Crazy, in memorium | Also tagged Auschwitz, Auschwitz-Birkenau, hatred, Holocaust remembrance day, mass graves, Mengele, ovens, SS, tea baggers, wingers, Yom Hashoah, Zykon B | Comments closed

Tempest in a Tea Party

By admin | April 16, 2009

Posted in Politics, Today in Crazy, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged Daily Show, demonstration, freakshow, IRS, Jon Stewart, protest, taxes, tea party, teabagging | Comments closed

Is This News Or Entertainment?

By Prudence | April 14, 2009

How can one tell the difference these days? Well, one sign would be when no-one on the cast and crew of a news program move to help a guest who says four times that he’s about to pass out before slumping to the floor. Glenn Beck recently had David Buckner, a professor at Columbia University, as [...]

Posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, Politics, Today in Crazy | Also tagged Columbia University, David Buckner, entertainment, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck is both ugly and nuts, news | Comments closed

What A GOP-Out: Republican Diversionary Tactics And Lame Excuses

By Prudence | March 27, 2009

Remember during the presidential campaign when Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of “palling around with terrorists“? All the while, conveniently forgetting all about her her own Secede Alaska! friends. I say “conveniently”, because one of them was none other than her husband, Todd.
I’m sure a lot of fellow Americans wondered, after Lady McBush essentially called [...]

Posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, Politics, Schadenfreude, Today in Crazy | Also tagged comprehensive economic plan, empty rhetoric, GOP, Lady McBush, Mike Pence R-IN, MSNBC, Newt Gingrich, Norah McDonnell, Republican party, RNC, Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity | Comments closed

O’Reilly Groping the Darkness for Rockbottom

By Constance | March 24, 2009

Every single time Prudence triumphantly declares FoxNews has perpetrated a new level of outrage establishing the bottom rung of the network’s standards of professionalism and decency, Bill O’Reilly finds a creative way to lower the bar even further.
In “Unfair and Increasingly Imbalanced, Chapter XVI,” O’Reilly dispatched one of his top producers to ambush a liberal [...]

Posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics, Today in Crazy | Also tagged Alexa Branchini, Amanda Terkel, Bill O'Reilly, ethics, It Happened to Alexa Foundation, Jeffrey Zucker, Jennifer Moore, Jesse Watters, media, NBC, rape, Shawn Hornbeck, stalkers, ThinkProgress, vast leftwing conspiracy, violence against women | Comments closed

Glenn Beck: Guns Don’t Kill People, Dangerous Minorities Do!

By Prudence |

With my beloved Kitty Harris gone from public life, Ann Coulter still shivering from her hellacious beatdown courtesy of Meghan McCain, and Don Imus off with prostate cancer, I despaired as to whom I could turn to when I need some hard-core, uncut, “fuck you, reality” krazy. Fortunately, Fox News did not disappoint me, [...]

Posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics, Today in Crazy | Also tagged Bill O'Reilly, Colney Hatch, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck is krazy, Lt John Hotz, MIAC, Missouri law enforcement, Ron Paul, Shep Smith | Comments closed

Lowest Common Denominator: The Fox News Formula

By Prudence | March 23, 2009

Sometimes I think to myself, “holy crap, Fox news couldn’t possibly sink any lower than that!”, and then they prove me wrong. Again. This is one of those times.

In the infuriating segment above, Greg “Gutless” Gutfeld and his panel of empty-headed morons mock the hardships and sacrifices of the Canadian military in Afghanistan, just as [...]

Posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged Afghanistan, Canada, Canadian Defence Minister Peter McKay, Dan Dugas, Greg "Gutless" Gutfeld, KAF, Kandahar, Red Eye, War on Stupid | Comments closed

McCain: The Future Of The GOP Speaks About Torture

By Prudence | March 12, 2009

No, not John, I’m talking about his smart, ballsy daughter, Meghan McCain. While we may not agree on many items of social and fiscal policy, I’m always impressed by her measured, plain-spoken approach, especially when it comes to calling bullshit on fellow Republicans like professional Harpy Ann Coulter.
One recent example occurred when Sean Hannity invited Meghan [...]

Posted in Barf, Politics, Yay! | Also tagged Ann Coulter, Christianity, Meghan McCain, professional Harpy, Sean Hannity, Senator John McCain R-AZ, torture, whom would Jesus torture? | Comments closed

Diogenes, Daschle And The Unintentional Hilarity Of Mendacity

By Chairman Dogood | February 2, 2009

The Greek philosopher Diogenes — who eschewed all worldly possessions, lived in a barrel and founded the worthy school of thought known as cynicism — was said to have wandered the streets of Athens in the 4th century BC, searching for an honest man.
Lucky for him he didn’t live in Washington, because he would still [...]

Posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged ABC News, Diogenes, Healthcare Industry, IRS, Jake Tapper, Jenny Backus, Politico, President Obama, Secretary Health and Human Services, Senate Finance Committee, tax cheats, tax returns, Tom Daschle, Washington | Comments closed

Fox News: Unfair, Increasingly Unbalanced

By Prudence | January 23, 2009

Wherein Fox News employees collectively shit themselves on camera. Enjoy!

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c
Fox News Fear Imbalance

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview
Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

Posted in Barf, Politics | Also tagged Daily Show, gnashing and wailing, Jon Stewart, unbalanced, unfair | Comments closed

Cunty Coulter Loses Opportunity To Lie And Preen On TV

By Prudence | January 6, 2009

As you may have read, inexplicable talk show favorite, Ann Coulter, has been bounced from her appearance on NBC’s “Today Show”. It’s a decision that makes sense in a logical universe, after all, the woman has made a veritable fortune from writing and saying as many false, absurd and vicious things as humanly possible, without [...]

Posted in Barf, Schadenfreude | Also tagged Ann Coulter, CBS, Early Show, Hannity, Harry Smith, John McCain, lies lies lies, Media Matters, NBC, racist, ratings, single mothers, today Show | 2 Comments

The War On Christmas

By Prudence | November 26, 2008

Yes, it’s that time of year again, when carols are played in shopping malls, there’s tinsel and plastic mistletoe everywhere, and desperate retailers are making a major play for your few remaining disposable dollars.
And what would the run-up to Christmas be like without our super new tradition of krazy Christians boycotting and campaigning against shops [...]

Posted in Bitching and Moaning, J'accuse, Today in Crazy | Also tagged American Family Association, Bill O'Reilly, child labour, Liberty University, religious tolerance, US News & World Report, US religious affliations, Walmart, war on Christmas | Comments closed

Lady MacBush’s Alaskan To-Do List

By Prudence | November 21, 2008

Despite being the erstwhile running mate of an actual American war hero, having a young son recently deployed to Iraq, not to mention coming out with priceless crap on the campaign trail such as, “I hope protesters have the courage and honor to give veterans thanks for their right to protest”, Gov Sarah Palin appeared [...]

Posted in Politics | Also tagged ADN, Alaska, dead turkeys, Gov Sarah Palin, Greta van Susteren, matt Lauer, NBC, Veterans Day | Comments closed

Kitty Lives!

By Prudence | November 20, 2008

It’s no secret I’m in awe of Michelle Bachmann. I agree Minnesota “deserves better”, and that El Tinklenberg put up a good fight trying to unseat incumbent loon U.S. Representative Bachmann, however, I can’t help but feel glad that she’s still around to bemuse and confound.
Beautiful, determined and reality-resistant, she reminds me so much of [...]

Posted in Politics, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged Alan Colmes, Chris Matthews, GOP, Hannity & Colmes, Hardball, Katherine Harris, Michelle Bachmann, MN, MSNBC, reality-deficient, Sarah Palin | Comments closed

FL Racist Apologizes, Blames Fox News for Conduct

By Constance | November 19, 2008

Police in Palm Beach, Florida are urging the state attorney’s office to bring charges against the co-owner of a swanky local restaurant, accusing the woman of engaging in voter intimidation by threatening black employees with dismissal if they voted for Barack Obama, and emphasizing her point with references to the KKK and white power.
Patricia Gatti [...]

Posted in Schadenfreude | Also tagged Barack Obama, court case, election, Florida, KKK, Palm Beach, race, racists, rightwing nutjobs, voter intimidation | Comments closed

My Vote for Treasury Secretary: Peter Schiff

By Prudence | November 14, 2008

I’m famously the Dogood sister who’s dogshit with money. I don’t have an MBA, nor even a basic undergraduate degree in economics, but as Grandma Dogood used to say, “you don’t have to be able to lay an egg to smell a bad one”.
According to Wiki:
“Peter D. Schiff is the president of Euro Pacific Capital [...]

Posted in J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged CNBC, crash, Peter Schiff, recession, Treasury, wall street | Comments closed

Shep Smith, Defender of the Media, At Fox News

By Prudence | November 13, 2008

The lone, mascara’d, voice of reason, crying out in the wilderness

Posted in Politics, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged defending the media, elections, McCain, MSM, Obama, Sheppard Smith | Comments closed

Glitch In The Matrix

By Prudence | October 29, 2008

It’s the only explanation we can come up with after watching this Fox News segment. It features Fox anchor Sheppard Smith (you know, the semi-sane one who wears mascara) berating Joe The Maverick Unlicenced Plumber for spouting inflammatory GOP talking points (there’s another kind?) while stumping for McCain. Smith went on to defend Obama’s position [...]

Posted in Politics | Also tagged Bizarro, Joe Fake Plumber, McCain, Obama, Sheppard Smith | Comments closed

“News” Flash: Judy Miller Now Whoring For Fox News

By Prudence | October 20, 2008

Judith Miller, the disgraced former NYT writer, who spent a few weeks lolling about and bumping up her book sales in a comfortable womens pokey in Alexandria, VA, so that she didn’t have to blab on Scooter Libby as her “source” in the Bush administration’s concerted effort to out Valerie Plame, CIA operative and wife [...]

Posted in Bitching and Moaning | Also tagged judy miller | Leave a comment

Colin Powell Dances, Fox News Remembers He’s Not White

By Constance | October 15, 2008

Some African tribes employ the art of dance as a form of story-telling, using physical expression for non-verbal communication.
The ever-sensitive and sophisticated cultural anthropologists over at Fox News see clearly that though we might take a man out of Africa, you can never get that Africa out of the man.
Using their special gold-plated Hottentot decoder [...]

Posted in J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged Colin Powell, idiocy | 1 Comment