Members of the Bilderberg Group have been amassing stockpiles of the Tamiflu vaccine in preparation for the deliberate release of this new strain of swine flu.
Known Bilderbergers like George Shultz, Lodewijk J.R. de Vink and former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld stand to make hundreds of millions of dollars if the pace of infection [...]
Tag Archives: Barack Obama
Let the Swine Flu Conspiracies Begin!
Posted in Today in Crazy | Also tagged Bilderberg Group, Centers for Disease Control, conspiracy theories, Donald Rumsfeld, epidemic, Ft. Deatrick, George Shultz, illegal immigrants, Lodewijk J.R. de Vink, martial law, Mexican immigrants, Mexico, pandemic, Santa Claus, swine flu, World Health Organization | Comments closed
How Do You Like Them Apples
Reagan guzzled jelly beans by the jar. HW Bush possessed an unholy fondness for pork bellies. W Bush liked his pretzels and popcorn. Bubba Clinton liked everything.
Obama is already known for being health and nutrition-conscious, so what Presidential snack did Sen Claire McCaskill tweet seeing in abundance in the Oval Office last night?
Posted in Apropos Nothing, Politics, Yay! | Also tagged apples, Bill Clinton, Claire McCaskill, George HW Bush, George W. Bush, jelly beans, popcorn, pork rinds, Presidential snacks, pretzels, Ronald Reagan | Comments closed
Republicans to Cheney: STFU Already
Dick Cheney inspires me. His recent media appearances have nurtured my creative spirit, sparking my design for a thick wool/angora tongue cozy that could be replicated by liberal knitting circles across the nation.
Precisely 22% of the voting public is stupid enough to keep buying the bullshit he proffers, but the Big Dick fights mightily to [...]
Posted in Politics, Schadenfreude, Yay! | Also tagged Al Qaeda, big fat liars, Congress, Dick Cheney, Gitmo, GOP, GWOT, Republicans, Senate, terrorism, terrorists, war on terror | Comments closed
I Heart George Clooney
He’s hot, hilarious, and has a social conscience. George Clooney could be damn near the perfect man.
Clooney has been working to draw attention to those injured and displaced by the fighting in Sudan, and even convinced President Obama to appoint a special envoy dedicated to helping negotiate a peaceful end to the conflict that has [...]
Posted in Heroes | Also tagged Africa, Ann Curry, Chad, civilian casualties, conflict, displaced persons, George Clooney, NBC, Nicholas Kristof, Omar al-Bashir, refugees, Sudan, UN | Comments closed
Mess O’Potamia: Iraq War Is Over
Posted in Bitching and Moaning, Politics | Also tagged counterterrorism, George W. Bush, Iraq, Iraq strategy, Iraq war, John Stewart, Middle East, stability operations, US military, US troops, withdrawal | Comments closed
Remember, Kids: Repression Leads To Republicanism!
When not lazily flipping off my favorite hypocrites and liars in print, I like to look for the things that unite people, rather than divide them. We all, by and large, love our children, hate cockroaches, and hope tomorrow will be a better day.
And there’s another thing… We Americans also seem to be united by [...]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged Ben Edelman, Harvard Business School, hypocrites, internet porn, New Scientist, porn, pornography use, President Obama, Utah | Comments closed
Dr StrangeTits: Or How I Learned To Freak Out And Fear The Bomb
Impressively batty blogger Pamela Geller, a Dogood favorite who is justly famous for opining that Barack Obama’s real father was Malcolm X and that, in fact, Muslims were responsible for the Nazi Holocaust, has a new pants-shitting post about exactly how terrified her readers should be of “IMMINENT” nuclear annihilation.
As you can see, “if” isn’t taking [...]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged dirty bomb, fear-mongering, Holocaust, Jamestown Foundation, Malcolm X, Nazis, nuclear attack, Pamela Geller, panic, ready.gov | Comments closed
Secret Service Investigating Marine for Threats Against Obama
The US Marine Corps discharged Kody Brittingham last month after he was arrested in December, charged with the attempted armed robbery of a Jacksonville, North Carolina hotel.
The former lance corporal with the 2nd Tank Battalion, 2nd Marine Division, was allegedly involved in an armed robbery scheme with three other Marines and one civilian, though only [...]
Posted in Dirt, J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged assassination, Kody Brittingham, Marine, North Carolina, racism, Secret Service, United States Marine Corps, white supremacists | Comments closed
Sen. Gregg Forgets to Live Free or Die
With no obvious tax problems, illegal immigrant housekeepers, or hooker problems, why has Sen. Judd Gregg (R-NH) withdrawn himself from the Commerce Secretary nomination?
He says it’s because his fiscal conservatism just couldn’t swallow the spending involved in the stimulus bill.
“I think there was a tactical error made … in that you allowed the appropriators to [...]
Posted in Bitching and Moaning, J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged cabinet, Commerce Department, Commerce Secretary, GOP, Republicans, Sen. Judd Gregg, Senate, White House | Comments closed
Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Lone Wolf
Government officials have finally confirmed the accuracy of a report we told you about last month regarding the Obama-hating white supremacist in Maine who possessed a cache of materials appropriate for assembling a dirty bomb.
Of course they’re downplaying the potential danger James Cummings could have posed to the American public.
The Bangor Daily News reports the [...]
Posted in Dirt, J'accuse, Today in Crazy | Also tagged 35 percent hydrogen peroxide, 9/11, Acetone peroxide, aluminum powder, ammonium nitrate, ammonium nitrate fuel oil, ANFO, assassination, beryllium, black iron oxide, boron, Depleted Uranium, diesel fuel, dirty bomb, FBI, fuel oil, hexamethylene triperoxide diamene, HMTD, homemade bombs, IED, James Cummings, lithium metal, lone wolf, magnesium ribbon, Maine, neo-nazis, Oklahoma City, peroxide bomb, racism, racist, radiation, radioactive, radioactive materials, TATP, terrorism, terrorists, thermite, thorium, thorium 232, Timothy McVeigh, TNT, TSA, uranium, uranium 238, white supremacists | Comments closed
Hush Rush: GOP Strategist Lampoons Limbaugh
The unsurpassed bellow of Rush Limbaugh has earned this recovering drug addict an esteemed position as honorary figurehead of the rich, greedy, sexist, racist rightwing white man demographic of the Republican party.
The self-obsessed son of a bitch has even taken to suggesting that he has become the GOP’s unofficial leader, though some Republicans have been [...]
Posted in J'accuse, Politics, Schadenfreude | Also tagged feminazi, GOP, John Feehery, racist, radio, Republican, Rush Limbaugh, sexist, women's issues | Comments closed
Let’s Get This Bitch Stimulated
Just a few random thoughts on Barack Obama’s press conference tonight.
1. Joy filled my heart to listen to a President who actually answered the questions posed to him, and who displayed a tight grasp on the difficult issues his leadership must now confront. Cowboy McChimpy could scarcely recall and/or pronounce correctly the names of major [...]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, Arianna Huffington, deficit, George W. Bush, Great Depression, Helen Thomas, Huffington Post, Israel, Joe Biden, mortgage crisis, nuclear weapons, nukes, press conference, stimulus, stimulus package, unemployment, Washington Post, White House | Comments closed
The Bush White House: Style Over Substance
By Constance |
Over the weekend, Momma Dogood had the best response I’d heard to the criticism last week by George W Bush’s chief of staff, Andrew Card, regarding the more informal sartorial stylings of Barack Obama’s White House.
“They clearly weren’t familiar with the idea ‘roll up your shirtsleeves and get to work,’” she said.
Zing…
Posted in Bitching and Moaning, J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged Andrew Card, dress code, George W. Bush, White House | Comments closed
Val Kilmer for Governor
Hollywood actor, hearthrob, and notoriously egomaniacal butthead Val Kilmer freely admits he has only exercised his right to vote a few times in his life.
But that doesn’t stop him from entertaining the idea of running for governor of New Mexico at the end of Bill Richardson’s second term in 2010.
The one-time Batman even predicts: “If [...]
Posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, Politics | Also tagged Arnold Schwartzenegger, Bill Richardson, Democratic party, Governor, New Mexico, Top Gun, Val Kilmer | Comments closed
Hail to the Potty Mouth President
By Constance |
Regular readers of this blog know that the sisters Dogood take full advantage of our Constitutionally-mandated freedom of speech, particularly in refusing to limit our lexicon so as not to offend uptight motherfuckers who object to cursing.
So we take particular pleasure in the ingenuity of one Mike Millard from the Boston Phoenix, who has snipped [...]
Dick Cheney Is a Big Fat Fucking Liar
The ninth circle of my own personal hell would be inhabited by a naked and baby-oiled Dick Cheney, who would be repeating all the bullshit he said in 2002-2003 to justify our invasion of Iraq. In the background, Barry Manilow’s “I Write the Songs” would play softly on eternal repeat.
Not content to fade away into [...]
Posted in Bitching and Moaning, J'accuse, Politics | Also tagged 9/11, Al Qaeda, Bush Administration, CIA, detainees, Dick Cheney, George Bush, Gitmo, Guantanamo Bay, intelligence, Iraq, liars, Mohammad Atta, Niger, Politico, Robert Gates, Saddam Hussein, Seton Hall, Spencer Ackerman, yellowcake uranium | Comments closed
Lil’ O’Reilly on Obama’s First Week
Posted in Politics | Also tagged Bill O'Reilly, Funny or Die, Lil O'Reilly, O'Reilly Factor | Comments closed
Commedia dell Lieberman: The Waterboard Edition
By Constance |
Prudence and I had theorized that Dick Cheney’s recent back injury–officially attributed to a strain that occurred while he was moving out of the Vice President’s official residence–occurred because he wouldn’t let anyone else touch his trove of locked filing cabinets. Because, seriously, Cheney seems about as likely to perform menial labor tasks as I [...]
Posted in Politics, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged alfalfa club, Dick Cheney, Joe Lieberman, Robert E Lee, waterboarding | Comments closed
Diagnosis: Schizophrenia Republicana
By Prudence |
Seemingly ruddlerless after Barack Obama’s decisive electoral victory, and embarrassed by Chip Saltsman’s “well-intentioned”, if racist, Christmas CD distribution, it seems the Republican party has decided that they need their own “magic negro”. Newly elected Republican National Committee chairman, Michael Steele, is also their first ever African-American leader, and one who sounds remarkably different from the [...]
Posted in Politics, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged Barack the Magic Negro, Chairman RNC, Chip Saltsman, first African-American RNC chair, GOP, Lyndon Larouche, Michael Steele | Comments closed
Blagger Blagojevich Compares Self With Mandela, Gandhi. No, Seriously.
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Posted in Barf, Politics, Schadenfreude | Also tagged Gov. Rod Blagojevich, Illinois, Mahatma Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, non-violence, Patti Blagojevich, peace, scandal, Senate seat sale, tolerance | Comments closed
Supreme Court Swats Another ‘Natural Born’ Challenge
“It’s over. The coup is a complete success,” remarks one ignorant conspiracy-minded fool over at the Free Republic upon reading news that the Supreme Court has just rejected yet another legal challenge to Barack Obama’s eligibilty for the Presidency.
Gail Lightfoot, et al V. Bowen, California Secretary of State tried to argue some variation of ‘Obama [...]
Posted in Politics, Schadenfreude, Today in Crazy | Also tagged birth certificate, campaign, citizenship, conspiracy theories, Constitution, election, eligibility, Gail Lightfoot et al V. Bowen California Secretary of State, John McCain, natural born, rightwing nutjobs, Supreme Court | Comments closed
The Weird World of Obama Art
What could be better than a painting of a naked President Barack Obama posing on his trusty unicorn “Penelope” in front of a rainbow-lit post-apocalyptic Capital dome?
How about a painting with a naked Obama and unicorn Penelope in the cockpit with Chesley Sullenberger as he lands US Airways flight 1549 on the Hudson…..
Posted in Politics, Today in Crazy, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged art, artwork, Dan Lacey, Ebay, Mother Teresa, painting, Sarah Palin, unicorns | Comments closed
Astrologers Warn Mars Rests in Natal Position on Obama’s Star Chart
Political astrologers surveying the landscape of Barack Obama’s star chart have drawn conclusions in line with most respected punditry, further strengthening the familial bonds of educated guesswork.
In brief, the astrological projections suggest Obama will be a good leader and will usher in an era of renewal, but the troubling position of Mars indicates dark forces [...]
Posted in Politics, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged assassination, astrology, Leo, re-election | Comments closed
Happy Martin Luther King Day
[This is a letter from an Israeli woman to President-elect Obama, telling her story of the conflict that has raged for more than 50 years.]
“True peace is not merely the absence of tension, it is the presence of justice.”
[...]
Posted in J'accuse, Politics, in memorium | Also tagged conflict, Dr Martin Luther King, Gaza, Israel, Jan 19th 2009, justice, massacre, MLK 2009, Palestine, peace, UN | Comments closed
Things We See Walking Around the Hood
Posted in Apropos Nothing, Politics | Also tagged Adams Morgan, graffiti, Shepherd Fairey, urban art | Comments closed
Obamaphone Calling on Kenya
By Constance |
Kenyans have a new way to show their love for the incoming American president. Mi Fone has just released an Obamaphone decked out in red, white, and blue trim with Obama’s name and logo emblazoned on the back.
The company says that in its first week of availability the phone has already sold over 1000 units [...]
Posted in Politics, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged cell phone, Kenya, politiphenalia | Comments closed
One Million for Baby Barack Scribble “Art”
Crayon on cardboard was apparently the chosen medium for a budding artist in 1965 Hawaii.
With the demands of his debate team, school newspaper, law journal, and political society, Barack Obama gave up his love of a good colorful scribble at some point during his youth.
But if you have a million dollars and a trusting nature, [...]
Posted in Whine & Cheese | Also tagged art, auction, baby, Ebay, politiphenalia, scribbles | Comments closed
Obama Not Dubya-Style Presidential
By admin |
Posted in Whine & Cheese | Also tagged Daily Show, George Bush, Jon Stewart, presidency, video | Comments closed
Obamian Rhapsody
Someone had a lot of free time on their hands this weekend…..
Posted in Whine & Cheese | Also tagged Bohemian Rhapsody, drill baby drill, election, Freddy Mercury, funnyordie, John McCain, Obama Rhapsody, parody, Queen, Sarah Palin, video | Comments closed
CNN’s Dr Sanjay Gupta To be Named Surgeon General?!
[Howie Kurtz] is fucking with me. At least, that’s what I’d think had a friend emailed me to say that Sanjay Gupta will be named Surgeon General by President-elect Obama.
And this is Howie Kurtz:
“Gupta has told administration officials that he wants the job, and the final vetting process is under way. He has asked for [...]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged ass-raping, CNN, Dr Hager, FDA, Hillary Clinton, Howie Kurtz, Planet in Peril, Sanjay Gupta, Surgeon General, Washington Post, White House | Comments closed
Super Obama in Six Inches
Barack and Michelle can only stop by so many inaugural balls on January 20, but anyone with $14.99 can purchase a 6-inch-tall stand-in for our new President.
The Barack Obama action figure can bend, point, and even balance the budget more effectively than the outgoing Commander-in-Chief.
Business Week Bows to Shelby Steele
After November 4 proved wrong the subtitle of his last book, author, conservative commenter, and Hoover Institution fellow Shelby Steele defended his analysis to the New York Times and explained that he only took about 30 seconds to decide on “Why We Are Excited About Obama and Why He Can’t Win.”
Having decided on the subtitle [...]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged A Bound Man, Business Week, Hoover Institution, predictions, Shelby Steele | Comments closed
Hyannis Port to DC, Via the Valley
By Constance |
Someone get Caroline Kennedy a public speaking coach before she verbally tics her way out of Senate consideration.
I tend to be of the opinion that Kennedy’s lifetime of dedication to public service makes her exactly the type of person we’d like to see more of in the Senate. At least we can be confident such [...]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged Caroline Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, interview, New York, public speaking, Senate, video | Comments closed
Fly Me To The Moon, Let Me Dance Among The Stars…
Barry Hussein’s team have told Nasa they’re going to have to curb their enthusiasm for manned space travel for the time being:
“Mr Obama’s transition team is demanding spending cuts to the Constellation Project, the successor to the Space Shuttle, which is supposed to create to a permanent manned base on the Moon by 2020 before [...]
Barack OBollywood
I’m incensed. Outraged, in fact! This trippy East-meets-West-meets-LSD video of Obama dancing and singing in a Bollywood-style tribute has been on YouTube for an entire year, and no one thought to send it to me until just now. Shame on you!
Yes I’m speaking to you, dear reader, who just saw the headline and thought, [...]
Big “O” May Follow Barack to DC
By Constance |
Oprah Winfrey loves Barack Obama like a fat kid loves cake.
But when any women begins to consider changing her zip code to follow a man when there is no work, or sex, or work-related sex involved, you have to start wondering what is moving her–in the physical and metaphorical senses.
Posted in Dirt | Also tagged Georgetown, house hunting, moving, Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, real state shopping | Comments closed
American Queens Need No Royal Blood
I admit to having an unhealthy fascination with drag queens. Our local hangout Perry’s has a weekly drag brunch, but come February I won’t even need to leave the house for a fix. Queen of all queens RuPaul is launching a reality competition called Drag Race February 2 on Logo, and just released her creative [...]
Posted in Apropos Nothing | Also tagged drag queens, drag race, Logo TV, reality show, RuPaul, video | Comments closed
Enterprising Artist Sees Halo Around Obama
How do you increase the value of an otherwise conventional Shepard-Faireyesque contemporary painting of Barack Obama? Based on Ebay’s latest half-million dollar auction, I’d say you could claim a holy halo miraculously appeared enveloping the head of the anointed one while your painting was still a work-in-progress.
Above is the finished Obama portrait this anonymous Plano, [...]
Posted in Politics, Whine & Cheese | Also tagged artist, Ebay, Holy Obama, miracles, painting, Shepard Fairey, spriitual painting | Comments closed
Nutjob Loses Appeal to Supreme Court
The Supreme Court has declined to entertain the paranoid delusions of anti-Obamaniacs, officially rejecting the appeal brought by Leo Donofrio.
The case of Leo C. Donofrio v. New Jersey Secretary of State Wells claims Obama does not meet the “natural born” Constitutional requirements for president because his father was a citizen of Kenya at the time [...]
Posted in Today in Crazy | Also tagged Clarence Thomas, Constitution, David Souter, Donofrio v Wells, Leo Donofrio, natural born, Obama citizenship, rightwing nutjobs, Supreme Court, \ | Comments closed
Donofrio Ignorant of Citizenship Laws
Leo Donofrio, of Donofrio v Wells fame, posted an essay this morning presenting his case regarding how Obama’s father’s Kenyan citizenship precludes all else in determining Obama’s natural born status.
He goes through the background of all the presidents born since the adoption of the Constitution who had parents of foreign origin, making a historical argument [...]
Posted in Politics | Also tagged citizenship, Donofrio v Wells, Leo Donofrio, natural born definition, rightwing nutjobs, Supreme Court | Comments closed