Every single time Prudence triumphantly declares FoxNews has perpetrated a new level of outrage establishing the bottom rung of the network’s standards of professionalism and decency, Bill O’Reilly finds a creative way to lower the bar even further.
In “Unfair and Increasingly Imbalanced, Chapter XVI,” O’Reilly dispatched one of his top producers to ambush a liberal [...]
Also posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics | Tagged Alexa Branchini, Amanda Terkel, Bill O'Reilly, ethics, Fox News, It Happened to Alexa Foundation, Jeffrey Zucker, Jennifer Moore, Jesse Watters, media, NBC, rape, Shawn Hornbeck, stalkers, ThinkProgress, vast leftwing conspiracy, violence against women |
With my beloved Kitty Harris gone from public life, Ann Coulter still shivering from her hellacious beatdown courtesy of Meghan McCain, and Don Imus off with prostate cancer, I despaired as to whom I could turn to when I need some hard-core, uncut, “fuck you, reality” krazy. Fortunately, Fox News did not disappoint me, [...]
Also posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics | Tagged Bill O'Reilly, Colney Hatch, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck is krazy, Lt John Hotz, MIAC, Missouri law enforcement, Ron Paul, Shep Smith |
Have you ever wanted to get that “please God, let me win my March madness bracket” exhortation up to the Almighty’s ear, but were too lazy to put down the Cheetos and remote control for more than a nano-second?
Well, fret no longer, because we have the answer to your (listless and impious) prayers! It’s called [...]
Also posted in Barf | Tagged Cheetos, Christianity, dawn prayer, End of Days, Fajr, Islam, Judaism, March Madness, post-Rapture voicemail, power of prayer, prayer, Rapture, religious maniacs |
Officials at Corcoran State Prison in California have released a new mug shot of their most famous prisoner. The years may have claimed Charles Manson’s wild mane of black hair, but the swastika carved into his forehead will remain until the skin disintegrates from his rotting corpse.
Since he almost looks like a perfectly harmless old [...]
Despite inherent subjective biases, the Dogood family like to think of ourselves as equal opportunity bitches, ready to lampoon and ridicule god-botherers, hypocrites and nutburgers, wherever and whomever they might be. Some might say I have a particular jones for mocking the Roman Catholic Church, an allegation I cannot entirely deny, especially after years of [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged Athanase Seromba, Brazil, Cardinal Giovanni Battista Re, celibate oddballs, excommunication, Globo TV, IPAS, Jose Gomes Temporao, kiddy-fiddlers, Lula, Michael Corleone, O Povo, Panzer Pope, pedophiles, Pernambuco, Perola Byington Hospital, Pope Benedict XVI, President of Brazil, rape, rapist, Recife, Roman Catholic Church, Rwanda, Rwandan genocide, Sao Paolo, South America, The Godfather Part III |
The Zionist Organization of American has termed Ambassador Chas Freeman’s letter criticizing the role of the Israeli lobby in undermining his appointment to the National Intelligence Council “a barely veiled anti-Semitic swipe.”
This comment comes at the end of a detailed atta boy press release ZOA distributed yesterday detailing extensive lobbying the organization undertook and claiming credit for the [...]
Also posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, J'accuse, Politics | Tagged AIPAC, Ambassador Chas Freeman, anti-Semitism, Chas Freeman, Israel, Israeli lobby, Middle East conflict, National Intelligence Council, Palestine, Zionism, Zionist Organization of American, Zionists, ZOA |
Today’s anti-science object of my scorn is William Saletan, the author of Bearing Right: How Conservatives Won the Abortion War, and who, in a new Slate article, Winning Smugly, is pompously warning President Obama, and by extension the American people, that while we may have won the stem cell “battle”, we’re in danger of losing [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged Alzheimer's, anti-science, cure, embryology, Geneva Convention, god-botherers, human dignity, James Dobson, numpty, Parkinson's, Pew Research Council, religious dogma, specious claims, spinal cord injuries, stem cell research, stem cells, Tony Perkins, Tony Perkins is a twit, William Saletan |
It was only in the past five years that the Roman Catholic Church finally decided women still deserve respect if they choose to work outside the home, so it’s a given the pontiff doesn’t express the most progressive views on the female role in society.
But in its latest affront to feminine dignity, the Vatican has [...]
A Vatican-sponsored conference on evolution is pissing off people who don’t believe in evolution. Proponents of creationism and its bastard stepchild “intelligent design” are whining that the Catholics didn’t invite them to the five-day Darwin party currently underway in Rome.
One of those idiots from the Discovery Institute, the well-funded spearhead of the inteligence design campaign, [...]
Also posted in Barf, Schadenfreude | Tagged Catholics, Charles Darwin, Creationism, Creationists, Discovery Institute, Evolution, John Templeton Foundation, Pontifical Gregorian University, Pope, Pope Gregory, Vatican |
Those Euro Commies have a long history of making children’s TV programs that encourage intelligent, youthful thought and socially responsible living, like Sportacus in Iceland, Blue Peter in Britain, and the various Scandinavian shows which discuss topics such as ethics, pollution, global deforestation, animal welfare, etc.
It’s a pity we don’t have something comparable here, but [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged anti-science, Charles Darwin, Christian fascists, Creationism, Education, Europe, Evolution, Germany, Iceland, ignorance, numpty, Scandinavia, science, Sportacus, Susi Neunmalklug, Susi Smartypants |
In a 2006 study surveying the rates of belief in evolution across 34 advanced nations, National Geographic determined only one surpassed the United States in the proportion of its people who doubt Darwin: Turkey.
A number of cultural and educational factors have hindered Turkey’s intellectual evolution, with one contributing factor including this very wealthy man spearheading [...]
Posted in Today in Crazy | Tagged Adam and Eve, Adnan Oktar, Allah, Charles Darwin, Christianity, Creationism, evangelical, Evolution, Genesis, Harun Yahya, Islam, Muslim, Turkey |
Look out, $cientology, there’s new batshit sheriff in town! Looking disturbingly like a satanic Colonel Sanders, Mel Gibson, real-life Jew-loather, serial on-screen Limey killer, and big budget torture porn director, has reappeared from his self-imposed DUI/Sugar Tits exile to hawk the release of his flick, the Passion of the Christ on DVD!
Hollywood, and America as a [...]
Also posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning | Tagged 9/11 conspiracy, 9/11 Truthers, anti-Semite, anti-Semitism, Auschwitz-Birkenau, batshittery, Cardinal Josef Ratzinger, David Bernstein, FDR, Hollywood, Holocaust denial, Holy See, Hutton Gibson, I.G Farben, Jew hate, Mel Gibson, one world order, Panzer Pope, Peggy Noonan, Pontius Pilate, Pope Benedict XVI, Pope John Paul II, Promises rehab, Protocols of the Elders of Zion, religious mania, Richard Williamson, Roman Catholic Church, sedevacantist, Speak Your Piece, SSPX, Steve Feuerstein, sugar tits, tinfoil hats, traditionalists, Tsarist canard, Vatican, WSNR radio |
For all their mutual saber-rattling, Iran and Israel have more in common than they’d like to admit. Both are beset by violent, anti-woman “modesty patrols” run by bearded, black-robed, religious zealots, both have a troubling nuclear fetish, both have nutbag politicians calling for the deaths of all enemies internal and external, and both have rather contentious relationships [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged East Jerusalem, fromme, Gaza, Haredi, IRAC, Iran, Israel, Israel Kimhi, Israeli Arabs, Jerusalem, Jerusalem Institute for Israeli Studies, Mea Shearim, Middle East, Miriam Shear, modesty patrols, Naomi Ragen, Orthodox Jews, secular Jews, segregated buses, Ultra-Orthodox, West Bank, Yehoshua Pollack |
Still nursing their wounds of rejection by the Brits, our favorite self-hating homosexual and his band of merry bigots will be rolling through DC today.
The Phelps Family Circus of Westboro Baptist Church fame will be putting on a show of protest at Taft Memorial Park during the lunch hour, then heading over to Arlington National [...]
Also posted in J'accuse | Tagged Arlington National Cemetery, assholes, bigotry, bigots, Buffalo, Flight 3407, Fred Phelps, funeral protests, homophobes, homophobia, homosexuals, Matthew Shepard, opportunists, Phelps family, racists, US military, Westboro Baptist Church |
If US News needs to lay off one more person, please make it the idiot who conceived of this poll asking which daycare you’d choose for your children if you could select between ones run by Michelle Obama, Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, or Nancy Pelosi.
In tomorrow’s cutting edge online poll: which of these women would [...]
Also posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning, J'accuse, Politics | Tagged Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi, opinion poll, Sarah Palin, sexism, sexists, US News and World Report |
We don’t need no stinkin’ stimulus package. Forget job creation, propping up failing banks, securing the mortgages, or saving Detroit. Don’t worry about trying to prevent mass homelessness by keeping people in their homes.
Don’t trouble yourself thinking about ways your own hard work and determination can assist your neighbors and community during these troubled times.
No, [...]
Also posted in Barf, Bitching and Moaning | Tagged auto industry, bail out, Christians, credit counseling, economic crisis, evangelicals, god, job creation, job fair, mortgage crisis, Pastor Rick, prayer, Rick Warren, Saddleback Church |
Prudence wrote earlier this week about plans for a British protest tour by America’s most embarrassing and insensitive religious extremists, the Westboro Baptist Church, led by homophobic self-hating gay in denial, Fred Phelps.
Church members–most of whom are related to Phelps–had apparently planned to make a trip to jolly England to protest a college production of [...]
Also posted in Bitching and Moaning, J'accuse, Schadenfreude | Tagged England, Fred Phelps, gays, homophobia, homosexuals, Laramie Project, Matthew Shepard, protest, self-hating gays, UK, Westboro Baptist Church |
Only this man can save America from the scourge of interior design, high fashion, and Liza Minelli. Utah State Senator Chris Buttars believes the “radical gay movement,” as he calls it, is “probably the greatest threat to America going down I know of.”
My first question, obviously, concerns who Sen. Buttar thinks America will be going [...]
Also posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics | Tagged 8: The Mormon Proposition, civil rights, conservative bastards, gay marriage, gay rights, gays, homophobia, homosexuals, Islam, Muslims, pig sex, Proposition 8, racism, radical Islam, Reed Cowan, Salt Lake City, Sen. Chris Buttars, Utah |
Perennial Dogood favorite, Rep. Michele “Batshit” Bachmann, the only true heir to former Florida Representative Kitty Harris’s crown ‘o crazy has returned from obscurity to insert both of her manicured feet into her capacious mouth by boldly stating that “we’re running out of rich people”. [Audio below]
Could that have anything to do with the Republican-sponsored [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged 6th District, ACORN, Bernie Madoff, bird augury, Creationism, Florida, House of Representatives, Katherine Harris, Kitty Harris, lies lies lies, MIA, Michele Bachmann, Minnesota, Steve Benen, Washington Monthly |
Indeed, gentle reader, your eyes do not deceive you, that really is prejudice-addled Filipino anchor-baby, Michelle Maglalang Malkin mugging for the camera at an anti-immigration rally in Colorado with someone whom Progress Now Colorado has:
“… dubbed “Swastika Guy,” owing to the sign he carried right onto the stage with State Senator Josh Penry, Congressman Mike Coffman, [...]
Also posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics | Tagged anti-immigration, Aryan, Colorado GOP, Congressman Mike Coffman, Dave Schultheis, Dick Wadhams, Heinrich Schliemann, Jon Caldara, Jorg Lanz, Josh Penry, Michelle, Michelle Malkin, Michelle Merkin, Nazis, racist douchebags, swastika, Tom Tancredo |
Aasiya Z. Hassan, 37, the estranged wife of a Muslim television executive, was found dead on Thursday at the offices of Bridges TV in Orchard Park, N.Y., near Buffalo. Mrs Hassan feared for her life after filing for divorce last month from her abusive husband, her attorney stated. She was found beheaded Thursday in his upstate [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged Aasiya Z. Hassan, Bridges TV, Buffalo NY, counteract, decapitated, Friday 13th, Muslim, Muzzamil Hassan, negative stereotypes, Orchard Park NY |
Following in the footsteps of other post-fiasco re-branding exercises like those of WorldCom, Voicestream and ValuJet, the shrieky god-botherers also known as the “Moral Majority” are hoping to come across less like the bigoted, anti-civil rights loons they really are, and more like, well, Christians.
“There is an ongoing battle for the vocabulary of our debate,” said [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged "Dr" James Dobson, American Taliban, Amish, bigots, boycott, Christian fascists, Elsa Prince, fake Christians, Family Research Council, fiasco, Focus on the Family, Gary Bauer, Jesus, Moral Majority, Prop 8, re-branding, religious bigots, Religious Right, Steve Benen, T-Mobile, Valujet, Voicestream, when pigs fly, WorldCom |
Government officials have finally confirmed the accuracy of a report we told you about last month regarding the Obama-hating white supremacist in Maine who possessed a cache of materials appropriate for assembling a dirty bomb.
Of course they’re downplaying the potential danger James Cummings could have posed to the American public.
The Bangor Daily News reports the [...]
Also posted in Dirt, J'accuse | Tagged 35 percent hydrogen peroxide, 9/11, Acetone peroxide, aluminum powder, ammonium nitrate, ammonium nitrate fuel oil, ANFO, assassination, Barack Obama, beryllium, black iron oxide, boron, Depleted Uranium, diesel fuel, dirty bomb, FBI, fuel oil, hexamethylene triperoxide diamene, HMTD, homemade bombs, IED, James Cummings, lithium metal, lone wolf, magnesium ribbon, Maine, neo-nazis, Oklahoma City, peroxide bomb, racism, racist, radiation, radioactive, radioactive materials, TATP, terrorism, terrorists, thermite, thorium, thorium 232, Timothy McVeigh, TNT, TSA, uranium, uranium 238, white supremacists |
USAMRIID, the U.S Army Medical Research Institute for Infectious Diseases at Fort Detrick, MD, is the only place in the American military complex equipped to handle the world’s scariest diseases, namely, those which are incurable and/or airborne.
USAMRIID was also recently in the news as the work place of Bruce Ivins, whom the FBI have determined was [...]
Also posted in Bitching and Moaning, Politics | Tagged airborne, anthrax, Bruce Ivins, Col John Skvorak, domestic enemy, enemy within, Fort Detrick, incurable pathogens, mad scientist, Maryland, post-9/11 attacks, ScienceInsider, USAMRIID |
Politicians are notorious whores for power, and sometimes they pay real whores for sex. In my years on the DC social scene, it has become glaringly obvious that those most stridently vocal about their own moral values are often the worst violators of average standards of public decency.
Like Louisiana Senator David Vitter, who has been [...]
Also posted in Politics | Tagged campaign, Congress, David Vitter, DC madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, hypocrites, Louisiana, pornography, prostitution, Senate, Senate race, Stormy Daniels, Wendy Cortez, whores |
It seems I may have been in error in doing the good Christian thing by forgiving Ted Haggard, formerly an evangelical pastor of the New Life mega-church in Colorado Springs, CO who scandalized his community after allegations of meth-use and secretly paying for gay sex over three years came to the fore. Indeed, I went so [...]
Also posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics | Tagged child abuse, Christopher Beard, Colorado Springs CO, Dog the Bounty Hunter, fled to London, inappropriate touching, Michaelangelo Signorile, New Life Church, pedophilia, radio show, Sirius radio, Stephen Evans, Ted Haggard, The Gist |
It would be fair to say that Lady McBush has been on the receiving end of great deal of love from Texas evangelicals. And while they say you can’t put a price on respect, recent revelations from the Anchorage Daily News actually give one an exact dollar amount: $185,000.
“New state gift disclosures show it cost Liberty [...]
Also posted in Barf, J'accuse, Politics | Tagged abuse of executive power, ADN, Alaska Legislative Council, Anchorage Daily News, Focus on the Family, godbotherers, James Dobson, Lady McBush, Liberty Legal Institute, Peter Maasen, rampant corruption, Sarah Palin, Texas, Texas evangelicals, Troopergate |
It would seem akin to a flock of turkeys getting together to lobby for an early Thanksgiving, but indeed, more than 6,000 women gathered last October in the city of Chicago for the “True Woman Conference ‘08″, which was basically a stadium event to promote what its proponents call “biblical womanhood,” “complementarianism”, or my preferred [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged $1.3M settlement, Andrea Yates, anti-female-autonomy, anti-feminism, anti-trust suit, Armenian, Associated Baptist Press, Baptists, Calvary Chapel, Cheryl Lindsey Seelhoff, Chicago, Costa Mesa, Dr Raymond Moore, Duggars, Etsy, Gregg Harris, Heart, Holocaust denial, Home Education magazine, J. Ligon Duncan III, John Piper, Loony Rushdoony, Mark Hegener, Mary Kassian, Mary Pride, Mary Pride is a bitch, Michael Boutot, Nancy Leigh deMoss, Psalms 127:3, Quiverfull, Rousas John Rushdoony, Sue Welch, True Woman Conference, True Woman Manifesto |
Despite the fact Dick Cheney is no longer in power, it seems nothing can stop him from lying up a perfect storm as Constance recently noted, and fear-mongering madly to any media outlet that will give him the column inches or time of day. In this particular case, it’s the Politico.
I was going to excerpt [...]
The September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks spawned an entire industry of paranoia regarding possible conspirators in the operation.
Among those cited by nutjobs (or dishonest political leaders) as having a role in 9/11: Iraq, Iran, Pakistan’s ISI, Hezbollah, the Bush family, the CIA, the US government, the “New World Order,” the Council on Foreign Relations, the [...]
Parading shackled prisoners of war through the public square may violate terms of the Geneva Convention, but when it comes to ilegal immigrants under the jurisdiction of Phoenix Sheriff Joe Arpaio, that’s just considered good PR.
That’s why at least one member of Maricopa County’s Board of Supervisors is calling Arpaio’s pre-announced shackled shuffle of shame [...]
The Google will take another step on its quest for world domination today, releasing a new software feature that will allow people real-time information on the precise location of friends, loved ones, or anyone else with a cell phone who has conceded to the obsessive tracking of their movements.
It seems President Obama isn’t the only world leader having to chow down on a big slice of humble pie today.
According to the UK Guardian, Panzer Pope Benedict XVI has told excommunicated Bishop Richard Williamson that he will have to recant his crackpot beliefs that, variously, there were no incinerators at Nazi concentration camps, “only” [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged 9/11 conspiracy, 9/11 Truther, anti-Semite, Bishop Lefebvre, conspiracy theory, excommunication, Holocaust denial, Jesus, Panzer Pope, Pius X Society loons, Pope Benedict XVI, Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Richard Williamson, traditionalists, Vatican II reforms |
Having read his Super Bowl post on the EagleForum blog, I think anti-feminist and brewery heiress, Phyllis Schlafly’s kid, Andy Schlafly is off his meds, and I’m not alone.
“Notice how Springsteen skipped his song “Born in the U.S.A.” at the Super Bowl?
”Bruce Springsteen is a liberal rock star who sang during the halftime of the [...]
Christ’s Vicar on Earth and leader of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Benedict has, in his infinite wisdom, decided to rehabilitate previously-excommunicated, adamant Holocaust denier, and all-around conspiracy nut-burger, Bishop Richard Williamson. Here he is denying there were ovens and that 6 million Jews died!
It seems Pope Benedict XVI has decided, possibly as a wink [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged 9/11 Truthers, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter is a cunt, Arusha trials, Athanase Seromba, Bishop Williamson, Cardinal Ratzinger, Catholic Herald newspaper, conspiracy loons, conspiracy theories, genocide, Holocaust denial, Holy See, Nazi, Nazi Germany, no ovens, paedophilia, papists, pedophilia, Pope Benedict, protecting criminals, Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Roman Catholic Church, Rome, Rwanda, Tanzania, The Panzer Pope, Vatican, war crimes |
I have often found the Creationist movement willfully ignorant. It’s the same “la-la-la, I can’t hear you” numpty emanating from the anti-vaccine crowd. Or the 9/11 Truther idiots, and assorted other conspiracy morons who believe in “chemtrails”, UFOs, the supremacy of the “Elders of Zion”, or that Laetrile cures cancer (and the nameless yet omnipresent “they” are trying to prevent [...]
Also posted in Barf, J'accuse | Tagged anti-vaccine, Charles Darwin, chemtrails, conspiracy theory, crap, Creationism, Creationists, Dr Dino, Evolution, fairy tales, Kent Hovind, Laetrile, Monty Python, numpty, Sir David Attenborough, UFOs |
Ward off near-sighted criminals, 2012 GOP presidential hopefuls and liberal trick-or-treaters with this patented ‘Lipstick on a Pitbull’ home security system. No one would dare venture a foot on your property, confused as they’d be by this creepy mannequin dressed to vaguely resemble Sarah Palin.
The Ebay seller, based in Williamsburg, KY, entices potential buyers with [...]
Remember Ted Haggard? He was the evangelical pastor of the New Life mega-church in Colorado Springs, CO who scandalized his community after allegations of meth-use and secretly paying for gay sex over three years came to the fore. Hot on the heels of his “reformation” and the new HBO documentary covering his time “in the [...]
Also posted in Barf, Politics | Tagged Colorado, Colorado Springs CO, Denver, gay bashing, male prostitute, meth, Mike Jones, MSNBC, new allegations, New Life Church, Rita Cosby, Ted Haggard |