How Do You Like Them Apples

By Constance | March 26, 2009

Reagan guzzled jelly beans by the jar.  HW Bush possessed an unholy fondness for pork bellies.  W Bush liked his pretzels and popcorn. Bubba Clinton liked everything.

Obama is already known for being health and nutrition-conscious, so what Presidential snack did Sen Claire McCaskill tweet seeing in abundance in the Oval Office last night?

Sen. McCaskill updated via Twitter:

“Took daughter Lily over to White House last night for tour. President wasn’t home. Checked out Oval Office. No jelly beans. He has bowl of apples.”

So clearly the deviant socialist agenda pushing healthy eating habits for all Americans springs from this bowl of apples in the Oval Office. With fresh produce sitting in such close proximity to the red phone, the end of American supremacy must be nigh.

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