BREAKING!! Nazi Holocaust: The Muslims Did It!

A Photoshopped pic of Geller from her own website.

In the old days, before moving pictures and television, English people, for recreation, used to go to a place called Colney Hatch Asylum to have a laugh at the lunatics; nowadays, we are replete with the unbridled babble of any under-medicated Tom, Dick or Harriet with an internet connection. Convenient!

One notable example may be found at a blog called “Atlas Shrugs”, which sounds like a Ayn Rand-inspired collection of boleros, presumably made in sweatshops without toilet breaks, and is written by a person called Pamela Geller.

Geller is a fascinating train-wreck of a blogger who confuses feminism with pandering, inclusiveness with oppression, and ANY alternate viewpoint from hers with eeeeeevil. She also hates Muslims the way White supremacists hate, well, Jews like her. Indeed, Geller is the same nutbag who tried to “inform” a waiting world that Malcolm X is/was, in fact, Obama’s “real” father, so you just know she wears her tin-foil hat at an especially jaunty angle!

In short, Geller is just completely terrified and shitting her pants, but frightened by what exactly, I’m not entirely sure. Apart from Muslims and “darkies”, I mean. She seems to be convinced that a “second Holocaust” is upon us, and she’s right, but it’s all going down in that big, funny country Gov Palin likes to call “Africa”, since she has no fucking clue where Rwanda or the Congo are.

It’s hard to believe that a literate and moderately educated woman could be quite that stupid and self-deluding, but then, on her site, she spews the sort of fear-mongering propaganda that Josef Goebbels would have been proud of.

Wait a minute! Perhaps they’re related? After all, Goebbels’ grandmother was widely rumored to have been Jewish, and he had a club foot. And Pamela Geller is lame and sort of looks like him! Case closed!

This is Geller on President-elect Obama: [spelling and emphasis entirely Geller's own]:

“Give me a fookin break here guys. The man has never done anything, achieved anything, accomplished anything except pull the wool over the eyes of the American sheeples and perform a bloodless coup on the White House.

“Don’t get me wrong. Obama taught me a thing or two. First I thought we were not a racist nation, but I learned the hard way that we are a racist nation.
Why? Because if Obambi was white, he never would have gotten elected. The man has no record, no resume, no recommendation (sans terrorists and race baiters). In other words, he was elected because he was black. That’s pathetic and racist.”

It’s terrible, isn’t it? Geller “found out the hard way” that America “is a racist nation”. Perhaps Pamela Geller was unaware that suffering racism “the hard way” has historically been about murderous lynch mobs, societal disenfranchisement, and wide-ranging poverty.

But more importantly… YIKES, Obama’s in league with MUSLIMS!!!! And it’s the anniversary of Kristallnacht! How can we combine the two? Glad you asked, because Goebbels Geller has sniffed out (possibly literally, cocaine’s a helluva drug) the “link” between Nazis, Muslims and THE HOLOCAUST!!!

I’m not making this up, but let’s face it, Geller is.

According to German tabloid, Bild, original construction plans for an Auschwitz crematoria and gas chamber were found, though discovery dates and location are unknown, in a Berlin apartment. Imagine that! Nazi documents found in the capital of what was formerly the Third Reich. Inconceivable!

Thank goodness intrepid Geller is on the case:

You read that screen grab right, Geller is claiming on her site that “many in te [sic] Waffen-SS were muslims, not all, but many…. thousands”. Proof? Please, that’s for Commies and fellow travelers.

Unfortunately, those well-known Muslim apologists and anti-Semites at Ha’aretz have something to add:

“A leading expert on Auschwitz on Sunday denigrated the importance of the finding of plans for the construction of the extermination camp, which was reported this weekend in the German tabloid Bild. He said the documents have been known to scholars for many years and that they were not plans to build the extermination camp of Auschwitz-Birkenau, but rather earlier plans for the building of a forced labor camp.

Prof. Robert Jan van Pelt, a internationally acknowledged expert on the planning and construction of Auschwitz, said that based on what he had seen on the Internet, there seemed to be nothing new about the documents. He was one of several scholars who expressed doubts about the significance of the Bild story.

Van Pelt, an architectural historian, said that copies of the plans of the stages of the camp’s construction were also in the archive of the Polish National Museum at Auschwitz and in an archive in Moscow. He said that the source of the new copies was unclear since, according to Bild, the plans were found in an apartment in Berlin, whereas copies that were in the SS offices in Berlin were destroyed by Allied bombing in 1944. Van Pelt said he also doubted the authenticity of the signature of the SS chief, Heinrich Himmler, since such a high-ranking officer would not have signed such plans, and none of the copies he had ever seen bore such a signature.

Van Pelt also said the words “gas chamber” on one of the drawings meant a room in which disinfection of clothing was done by means of gas, and that the sketch is not of an extermination camp established in 1942, but rather of earlier plans for a huge concentration camp in which a force of 130,000 slave laborers was intended to work.

Van Pelt suggested the plans might be fakes, motivated by the lucrative market in Nazi memorabilia and documents.“

Pfffft, “facts”. Whatever. I’m very much looking forward to Geller’s follow-up piece, “How Obama, Rahm Emmanuel and Assorted Muslims Murdered Jesus and Slapped the Virgin Mary Around”. Should be a zinger!