Rightwing Nutjobs to Protest Obama Inauguration

An anonymous group of “Clinton Dems, JFK Dems, Ronald Reagan Dems, Ron Paul voters, GOP and patriots across the political spectrum” are preparing for the victory of “socialist radicals”, pre-emptively declaring that if Obama “steals” the election, they will “march like never seen in history” on inauguration day.

These folks apparently decided on October 15 that it was time to “stop Obama and socialist radicals.” So they built themselves a little website and “worked tirelessly” to organize “massive” anti-Obama rallies for November 1.

Apparently unfamiliar with the cat-herding skills innate to effective community organizers, the folks at freedommarch.org acknowledged that “Although strong support for the concept was expressed by many large groups, no entities existed who could muster resources within that short time.”

So the freedommarchers briefly retreated to their cave complexes and set about formulating a plan to harass the LA Times into breaking its confidentiality agreement with a source by releasing a tape of Barack Obama reportedly urging both sides of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to exercise moderation. The comments were spoken at a dinner for professor Rashid Khalidi, another Arab with a funny name whose mere existence on this earthly plane raises troubling questions about Obama’s ties to Islamic radicals.

Of course William Ayers was also present at the dinner, which provides conclusive evidence that the long-suspected ties between Palestinian terrorists and American hippie radicals from the 1960s run right through the heart of our own Barry Hussein Obama. (Ed note to rightwing nutjobs who accidentally happen onto this post: The above is generally referred to as “sarcasm”.)

So who are these freedom march people? I’ve done a little digging, but welcome our readers to further my half-assed research.

First, let’s review their objectives, in all their patriotically colorful CRAZY ALL CAPS glory:

FREEDOM MARCH OBJECTIVES:

1. STOP BARACK OBAMA and RADICALS.

2. STOP SOCIALISM.

3. End VOTER FRAUD.

4. End GOVT FRAUD and CORRUPTION.

5. End GOVT WASTE.

6. Recover our ECONOMY.

7. SAVE OUR GREAT NATION.

The freedom marchers apparently have a lot of work ahead of them.

You might think that a community organizer with hope to promote his agenda would reveal his own identity. Prudence and I could self-promote much more effectively if everyone knew who we really are, but we just don’t give a fuck. The central figure in freedommarch.org, however, “remains anonymous due to security.” He explains that “The Obama supporters can be quite hostile.”

That makes it all sound very serious. But what kind of real patriot was aver afraid of some socialist hippies?

Apparently the one who identifies himself as “RaginApache” in that fount of intellectualism better known as the FreeRepublic.com.

In an interview with “The Right Perspective” our primary freedom marcher also identified himself as “Joe from California.”

However, in the registration info for website www.freedommarch.org, “Ragin Apache” lists the White House as his residence and the WH switchboard as his phone number.  haha very funny joke, ragin apache.

According to customer service at GoDaddy.com, using a false address and phone number to register a website violates their user agreement.

Due to an unfortunate and inquisitive email from one Constance Dogood at an anonymously registered website, www.unattributable.com, our freedom marchers wil be receiving an alert that they need to recify the errors in their registry information. Ooops, sorry, guys!