We’ve had many good guesses on the identities of those involved in the affair recounted in yesterday’s blind timothy item, but no one has nailed it quite like that senator/presidential candidate nailed the other guy’s wife. So what else can we tell you…..
I will admit that the cuckolded man of the scenario is one of my favorite writers. I’ve always relished his eye for the absurd, but, having read his endorsement of the character of the man who fucked his wife, now marvel at his presumably unsurpassed powers of forgiveness.
His much-younger former wife is the daughter of an award-winning film director.
Keep guessing! We’ll share some more details tomorrow………
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Ooh ooh I got it! John McCain, P.J. O’Rourke, & Amy Lumet (daughter of Sidney Lumet, director of Twelve Angry Men) FTW!
From this link (fifth question down): http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/00/source/source0609.htm
“Arlington, VA: I’ve heard that the Lady and her Music, Miss Lena Horne lives in Dc. Surely you can talk about that, or does she have to throw a party for you first? Sorry, Arianna.
Lloyd Grove: She last to throw a party for me first. Yes, I gather that Lena does have an apartment here. Her granddaughter, Amy Lumet, used to work for John McCain in the Senate, and she was married to Republican toastmaster P.J. O’Rourke. “
Sounds right. Also, O’Rourke/Lumet divorced in 1993 (unattributed by Wikipedia, though) and here’s O’Rourke on McCain:
Some people say John McCain isn’t conservative enough. But there’s more to conservatism than low taxes, Jesus, and waterboarding at Gitmo. Conservatism is also a matter of honor, duty, valor, patriotism, self-discipline, responsibility, good order, respect for our national institutions, reverence for the traditions of civilization, and adherence to the political honesty upon which all principles of democracy are based. Given what screw-ups we humans are in these respects, conservatism is also a matter of sense of humor. Heard any good quips lately from Hillary or Barack?
http://neveryetmelted.com/index.php/pj-orourke-on-mccain/
Here’s Amy Lumet in National Review in 1992 on her John McCain cap and young conservatives: http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1282/is_n25_v44/ai_13367191
I knew it wasn’t Obama, since Obama is patently a closet gay. Arugula, anyone? And there must be something more than racial bitterness to explain Michelle’s seething anger. Maybe she lays awake next Obama at night, and wonders who he was thinking about when they’re at it, reluctantly on his part.
By the way, this whole website and the way you are going about revealing this rumor is kinda creepy.
Hey, “Blind Timothy”, is this you?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=6236631
A 32 year-old white male in Alexandria who makes less than 30k a year, and who is a self-described as a Wiccan and a pagan?
How is it that you came by such explosive info? This election’s October Surprise?
This rumor has gone primetime: it is now on Gawker! Yippeeeeee!
More Amy pics. Wow! She is REALLY, and I mean, REALLY, HOT-HOT-HOT!
http://www.odduniverse.com/cgi-bin/viewStory.cgi?sID=129
When did all the hotties turn Republican?
GossiperJoe,
It has been shown over and over in sociological studies that men who constantly accuse other men of being gay, are CLOSETED GAYS themselves. Come out of the closet, you poor man. Get some dick and lighten up.
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